The Reverend Meyers a.k.a Irwin
The Reverend Meyers a.k.a "Irwin" (call him that under
penalty of death) was everyone's favorite Malkav.
Unfortunately, he's temporarily left us, but here is his
story...
Irwin: A Tale of a Boy and his Chainsaw
Irwin was always teased and bullied in school, because
of his name. His only escape was in the scary movies he
so enjoyed. One day, after watching "Texas Chainsaw
Massacre", he devised a game.
"What most glorious game this wil be!" he thought to
himself.
The next day he brought his father's chainsaw to school with
him. He played chainsaw with all the kids who teased him.
He went home and played chainsaw with his parents. He even
played chainsaw with his baby sister. It wasn't until he
played chainsaw with the crazy man behind the 7-11 that things
changed. His last thought before he was knocked unconscious
was, "This game is not so fun anymore".
When he came to there were people around him, very strange
people. Then the shovel hit him. There was no air in
this new, strange, confining place. That did not seem to matter
anymore. All that mattered was his new friend was not with him.
When he emerged, the very strange people were
happy for some reason, but he did not care, for he was with
his friend again. His friend who never teased him or
called him names. His friend who only growls with pleasure as they
play the game together.
"This is a most glorious game after all" Irwin thought
to himself at his first raid.
"A most glorious game indeed."
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