"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." - Mark Twain
"The nice thing about egotists, is that they don't talk about other people." - Lucille S. Harper
"Courtesy takes no more trouble than rudeness, just a bit more class." - Unknown
"The best way to get in the last word is to apologize." - Unknown
"Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint." - Mark Twain
"Arrogant people are always the ones that have nothing to be arrogant about."
"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. "Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have."
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, great. If not, it's probably having dinner with someone more attractive than you." - Bill Grieser (taken from the Top5 Ruminations list)
"Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes. It's women's job to stomp them and keep them in the dark till they mature. And someday maybe they'll turn out to be something we'd like to have dinner with." - CatScratch
"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an
argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,
and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great
respect, they don’t even invite me." - Dave Barry
"Men are proof that women can take a joke."
"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else." - Ben Franklin
"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,
come sit next to me. " - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"Don't let the bastards grind you down."
At 40, we don't care what they think of us.
At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of
us at all." -Ann Landers
