Third Page .... BOUNCER'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE!
I'm a long, tall, lean, mean, loving machine (and you can't MAKE me look at the camera)
oh, Man... aren't I just the most noblest and most handsomest fellow you ever did see? (and I am plenty modest, too!)
who says I can't get out of my own way? Just watch my smoke!!! (I heard mum yell dinner... and there ain't no grass growing under my feetsies!)
Here's me again looking handsomely and studdly. I have asked me mum to send this stunning photo to all the local girls. (Hey, Millie, you paying attention?)
I would like everybody to study this picture. It is a stupid picture. I took my dad to a show. Why I have to show him this way is a total puzzle. Humans are very perplexing specimens. I could just have easily have taken him down to the beach where he could have been playing. The things we noble creatures must do to please humans... our work is never done.
