INTRODUCING: THE SONY DVPS53OD Visitors of this site and other fellow critics I welcome you and introduce you to my favorite piece of electronic gizmo around the house.  If you don't know already, its my DVD player and I am glad to own one.  My shitty minimum wage job provided for this.  After 2 hard, long months at working at a local donut shop I finally managed to afford this high-tech piece of junk.  My duties included serving ungrateful customers their coffee (which I spat in time to time) and cleaning the gunk out of the bottom of dirty dishwashers.  But nonetheless, I managed to over come all odds, and bought the most beautiful piece of equipment available for any film critic out there.  Read on to find out more. . . Although I don't have a Dolby Digital receiver yet  and all that five speaker crap, I still do have an amplifier.  My player came with a Dolby Digital Processor which I think is a good thing.  I still feel my 32 inch tv is still adequate for its performance (I'm not paying $3000 for a 70 inch tv! I'm only human).  But man! It is soo clear n my screen. You won't believe it.  And even better, no more tape getting stuck in the old VCR as well as no more rewinding!  Don't worry folks, I will get a surround set, right after I pay off my dad. . .for the uhhh-hum. . .large debt I owe him for the player.  See me and my and dad had a deal.  I  pay half for it right now, then pay the rest later off my donut shop checks.  Okay so I lied a bit in the beginning,  but what do you expect? I'll tell you all you faithful visitors about my surround set when I get it.  Right now I'm bankrupt, so don't expect much.  I'm planning to get all my favorite films off my bio page and more.  Can life get any better?