2001: A Space Odyssey

 

Starring: Keir Dullea, Gary Lockwood, And a bunch of other dead people

Rated: G for being boring

 

Wow. Kubrick sucks. You know, i saw this movie, then I saw Eyes Wide Shut, and i can't believe this guy did one or the other. But they did have something in common, they both sucked dick. This one takes the cake though, because it doesn't have naked chicks, and guys diving their faces into womens...Well yeah.

I had the joy of watching this movie with my dad a few years ago, and he loved it probably as much as Magicant did. I on the other hand, was struggling to stay awake.

I'll be the first one to admit, I am not a big fan of older movies, but there are a few that I can watch, this was just so boring, and.. well it was more boring than this shitty review. Of the 3 Kubrick movies I have seen, none are good, I don't see how this guy was a legend.

RATING: * out of ***** because hes dead

Running Time: 2 hrs 35 mins