checkmate


king to b6, takes pawn. so he got you anyway. after all your painstaking labors to beat the system you went from invincible to dead in less than ten seconds flat: your army of bodyguards your vitamin supplements your gun collection your Volvo meant absolutely nothing when your private jet mysteriously lost an engine and dropped out of the clear sky on a collision course with hell. you sit there, reclining in the bombed-out wreck with a stunned look on your face and shit in your pants the oxygen mask between your knees covered in a small amount of blood that trickles off your forehead the laptop still serving up real-time stock quotes and completely unaware that its owner has been permanently deactivated. these are the things that get us cackling so hard we choke; when kings and empires topple, when the Spanish Armada falls victim to a tempest, when men who think they have control over anything blink out of existence without time to get in a word edgewise, these are the greatest moments in history: and may the remainder of your fellow man be forewarned, there is no hope of your finding heaven anywhere except within yourself, because in this divinity we always write bad checks and in this divinity the whores are made of gold and in this divinity the swans are on the prowl for you infidels who decided that life was about nothing and were foolish to even think about coming here. divinity is a chess game you cannot win because your opponent is always yourself, not god, not satan, it is you who assumes the role of predator and prey. he has created the ultimate dead end to every path you could possibly take, from worship to atheism from sainthood to affluence; this is why we refer to him as God. listen to the thunder now and then, that’s him laughing.

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