The Walking, Talking Organizer |
 Dot is in two words a business woman. She owns at least part of everything in Mainframe, along with running her own diner. Incidentally, her entire fortune and all her business deals combined cannot buy her contact lenses. Or a babysitter for little Enzo. Or a waiter who has legs. Sheesh! Always a critic. Cecil is BETTER without legs!!!! He doesn't think so. He wanted ones in that upgrade episode, remember? Well, who cares what he wants! Did you notice that in the first episodes, Dot called him Cecil (pronounced the way he likes) but then she changed her pronounciation, and he never corrected her! He always corrected Bob! So he's a kiss-up! She is his boss, you know. Anyway, Dot's parents were nullified in a nullification experiment (how's that for irony?), so she raised Enzo. She was doing all right for herself, and then BOB showed up. What?? Bob HELPED her raise Enzo!! He did all the things with Enzo that Dot was to busy to do. Like playing vectorball and going down the data slides.... I meant she was perfectly capable herself. Bob helped, yes. But she'd have done all right without him. I don't think so. Dot was always too busy to spend time with Enzo!! He might have become a serial killer or something had Bob not shown up when he did. Nah. He'd have probably just been a delivery boy. And besides, he did sort of turn into a serial killer, anyway. He's quite trigger-happy. But we can agree that Bob enriched all of Mainframe, okay? FINE! Have it your way. But you know, it's AndrAIa's fault he turned trigger-happy! I mean, game-hopping with her for that long would make anyone suicidal. Don't you mean "homicidal?" No, I mean suicidal. That's the part BSN'P didn't WANT anyone to see! Didn't your psychiatrist tell you about your habit of projecting onto fictional characters? We haven't gotten that far yet. All she's told me so far is the right way to entirely infect a system with an unstoppable super virus. You do that and you'd betray Bob, you know. I never said I'd DO it. Well, maybe as a chance to meet him. I'd stop the infection as long as Bob asked me to. You'd tick off Dot, who is SUPPOSED to be the subject of this page, remember? Oh yeah! I forgot. :) Sorry. Anyway, Dot, who always pretended not to like Bob for some strange reason, was always extremely jealous. Were you going to mention how Dot, with the help of her friends, uses her wit to save her home system from doom over and over again? Umm....I may have been getting to that. Anyway, Dot was devastated when Bob is shot into the Web, revealing her true feelings for him. Did you not see the TIFF episode? Yes, I saw it! (If you didn't, check out our "Favorite Moments From Each Episode" list.) What's your point?? Look, I'm plugging other parts of our page! I'm proud. And my point is they're not that nice to each other all the time. Now, Bob is lost in the web while Dot just stands there... Screaming... Not doing a thing to help... I mean, really. Mouse did more to save him than Dot did. So Bob's lost and the system's going down the tubes, which means it's time to move to our next picture, as we discuss Dot's efforts to save her home and family.
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Meet Mainframes Command.Com...
Well, we don't get much of those efforts, since Mainframe Entertainment decided watching Matrix and AndrAIa go game-hopping was more important than Dot's saving all of Mainframe. We do in the beginning of the third season, though. She finally consents to let Enzo go in the games, and loses him that way, despite probably making the right decision. She should have sent Mouse in with him. I mean, she has that cleaver. I believe it's called a katana.
Let's get technical. Whatever it's called, it could have dismembered Zaytan in no time. Zaytan? Duh. The user who whooped Enzo. He had a name? Of course! Don't you remember--when the user chose their form, the game said "Zaytan." Really, you should pay more attention. I was too busy waiting for Enzo to get his tail kicked. Anyway, anything else we should say about Dot, whose plans almost always work, before we go to the next picture? I think we're ready to go. Well then, by all means, let's. The suspense is killing me... |
This one's a fighter...
Bob returns to
Mainframe with Matrix, AndrAIa, and the Saucy Mare and her crew. Dot is not enthused to see him. That's because Mouse was making out with him! She was happy to see him at first. Mouse is a little forward. And a little bit of a flirt. But it doesn't help your shippy case much that all Dot could do was shake his blue hand. What is up with things being shippy today? I think they both were a little embarassed, because everyone was just standing there staring. It made it a little awkward. All right, fine. But then we reach the viral climax. Bob fixes Hex, Matrix sends Megabyte off to the web, and the whole system starts to crash. And Dot neglects Bob when he's in the core and doesn't answer his vidwindow. I thought the vidwindow was malfunctioning. Actually, I think she was preoccupied by the old users who had come back, but for whatever the reason, she didn't answer. Anyway, Bob's in the core getting radiation poisoning while trying to save Mainframe's sectors. The fact that holograms of Megabyte are mocking him the whole time doesn't help. He comes back to Dot just in time to see her kiss a raccoon. Hehehehehe...That part's classic. Then the system crashes and reboots... ...and Dot and Bob kiss! Phong gets it all on camera. THEN they go to an opera TOGETHER. Oh, and Dot gets another little brother. The End. Oh yeah, and they party, too. Wait! It's not the end! It's not? Dot deserves more recognition than we've given her!! Well, what else should we say? We're already on the last picture. And we've already been through the last episode. Well...okay, maybe there ISN'T anything more to say. It just seemed like this one was a little short. Which actually makes things easier for me. Right. Less to HTMLing to do. Exactly! So until next time everyone... Wait! What's next time? Or, more to the point, who? How about Phong?? We should go in order, right? Okay. I'm good with Phong. So, until next time... ...we'll shut up. But only briefly. |
