My Ohio

orget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans... 1. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in Ohio... 2. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Ohio... 3. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Ohio... 4. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Ohio... 5. If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you might live in Ohio... 6. If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Ohio... 7. If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Ohio... 8. If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Ohio... 9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you might live in Ohio... 10. If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you might live in Ohio... 11. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might live in Ohio... 12. If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Ohio... 13. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph - you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you might live in Ohio... 14. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Ohio... 15. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Ohio... 16. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live in Ohio... 17. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you might live in Ohio...

Actual dumb laws that still appear on the books in Ohio.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25. The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. Breast feeding is not allowed in public. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale. No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person. Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited. In Cleveland, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. It's also against the law for women to wear patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. In Bexley, the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited. In Marion, you cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. In Toledo, throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. It is against the law in Youngstown to run out of gas. In Paulding, it is legal for a policeman to bite a dog to quiet him. Clinton County... Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. Columbus... It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. Lima... Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. Oxford It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Ohio is my home and i love it here.... One of my favorite cities in Ohio and one of the most beautiful is Hocking Hills....If you love nature and country side, you'll love Hocking Hills. So if you're ever in Ohio, stop by and take a look at Hocking Hills... course, you won't find me there, i'm in the other direction... but i'm still proud to say, "i'm a girl from Ohio."

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Girl From Ohio by The Outlaws Page made on August 26, 2008