Welcome to ~Anna's website~!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Stupid One Liners ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- --> 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- --> A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- --> A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- --> Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
- --> Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
- --> Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- --> Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
- --> For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- --> I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- --> Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
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***********hEy tHiS Is My cOllEGe WeBsitE !!********
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Dance like nobody's watching,
Sing like nobody's listening,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Live like it's heaven on Earth.
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