The house lights fall inside of Phoenix Towers Plaza at showtime and the crowd goes wild!! A few laser pen lights and lighters are the only light inside of the arena as the crowd rises to their feet in anticipation of yet another NLWE live event. Everyone is expecting "Ride of your Life" by Neurotica to explode from the speakers anchored around the arena, but it is the theme show to the movie "Shaft" that everyone hears. A sparkling disco ball descends from the ceiling as strobe lights flash around the arena. Funky 70's type music plays when finally Isaac Hayes, the voice of South Park's 'Chef' steps out onto the staging under a spotlight...NLWE President Madison Reynolds is on his right, NLWE Commissioner Tina Romero is on his left..

Isaac Hayes: To be the man, you have to be what man?
 
Maddy and Tina: SIMON!
 
Isaac Hayes: Ya damn right!

The crowd goes wild hearing this rendition of the theme song to "Shaft". Roaring their approval with applause and laughter!

Isaac Hayes: Who is the man that comes through for you ten times out of ten?

Maddy and Tina: SIMON!

Isaac Hayes: Can you dig it?

Just then, the man himself, Simon Phoenix steps out onto the staging and the crowd goes wild!! He is wearing a full length white chinchilla fur coat, and a fedora. Slowly he reaches into his vest pocket of his Sharkskin Armani and pulls out a platinum pocket watch checking the time.

Isaac Hayes: Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Maddy and Tina: SIMON!

Isaac Hayes: Right On!

Simon walks up to Madison and holds an arm out for her to take which she does.

Isaac Hayes: They say this cat Simon is a bad mother...

Maddy and Tina: SHUT YO MOUTH!

Isaac Hayes: I'm talkin' 'bout Simon.

Maddy and Tina: THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Suddenly the music ends and all house lights again fade to black except for the spotlight centered on Simon and Maddy. Just then the PhoenixTron filled with the image of Maddy's two nephews, NLWE's newest backstage interviewers Just Plain Jack Jennings and Big Dick Dempsey. They have just parked their old rusted out 1972 Cadillac Coupe de Ville on the railroad tracks out behind Phoenix Towers Plaza.

Big Dick Dempsey: This fucking sucks lard ass!

He smacks Jack on the arm and takes another hit off of his blunt. Still Bogarting it, not passing it to Jack who keeps trying to get a hit of it.

Big Dick Dempsey: Is this the best fuckin parking place we can get? They don't got no valet parking for two pimps like us?

Jack just shrugs, sorta fantasizing about it to which Dick uses as another chance to hit on the blunt. The scene fades to black and back inside of the arena...slowly Madison holds a microphone up for Simon.

Simon Phoenix: Simon says....LET'S START THE FUCKING SHOW!!!

Just then, "Ride of your Life" by Neurotica hits the speakers and pyros explode up and down the steel aisle which takes the superstars from the staging to the ring. The opening montage of DDT's, Body slams and Piledrivers cascade across the PhoenixTron as the crowd goes wild and most hold up homemade signs for the cameras that are panning around the yet again sold-out facility.

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D I S T R E S S . E X P R E S S . M A T C H
 

Sadie: There's that old P.I.M.P. himself

Sancho: The man behind everything spectacular in sports and entertainment today Simon Phoenix. And we are live from the house that Simon built for the highest rated and dopest show on cable television.

Just then the sound of a train whistle is heard inside of the arena drowning out 'Ride of your life' which has the fans out of their seats with their eyes glued to the PhoenixTron. Sadie yells loudly trying to speak over the sounds of the train engine which fills the arena as the PhoenixTron is filled with the blur of the near passing speeding train on which Riley and Casey are fighting.

Sadie:  Now this is what I'm talking about! SPEED Baby!

The train whistle blows loudly again and suddenly the PhoenixTron is filled with live action from inside of the speeding train.

Sancho:  That train left Reno Nevada just moments ago and at that velocity they will be here in Las Vegas in less than 20 minutes!

The Champ sets Casey up into a fisherman's suplex, knowing from experience that the height of the roof of the train is indeed a factor. Riley snaps her over nailing the suplex right into the open door. Casey blocks it best she can splitting her legs and catching her heels on the sides of the open doorway as nothing but the desolation of the Nevada desert passes by in the background. Riley muscles for position doing her best to push Casey right off of the train still with the leg locked from the fisherman's suplex and still with Casey's shoulder's pinned down to the floor of the train. Ryu falls into position to make the count.

Ryu: 1...2...3!! Break it up!

The ref pulls them apart and slams the door of the train closed before stepping back out of their way again. He pulled out his cellphone calling ringside as Riley as Casey locked up again.

Sancho: I've just received word from Ryu...that was a pin fall. It is the only pin fall thus far in the match up. Most pin falls by the time you reach the arena wins

Sadie: Or you can just throw your opponent off the train like Riley was just trying to do there

The challenger pushes Riley back against the wall of the train, landing a hard forearm shot to the jaw as she does. Casey rights Riley's chin and lays into her again with another hard forearm shot. Riley spit of a small spot of blood then grabbed Casey by the hair and shoved her across the train into the other wall landing a hard forearm to the jaw as she did! Then Riley threw an arm over her shoulders catching her sleeping again and lifts Casey up with another fisherman's suplex. Instead of suplexing her though, Riley used the move like Juvintud Guerrero did with his Juvi Driver

Sancho: I've seen Holmes do that a thousand times! He loves to use the Taka Michinoku Driver

Sadie: Riley has a leg hooked!!

Ryu: 1...2...3!! Break it up!

The ref holds up two fingers to the camera showing that Riley has now won two pin falls over Casey. Right behind him Casey smashes a steel chair over Riley's head, staggering her as she was getting up. She dropped the chair on the floor and nailed Riley with a swinging neckbreaker right down on top of it! She goes for an elbow drop but Riley moves out of the way, with Casey landing hard on the steel chair this time. Riley applies a wristlock pulling Casey up, she leaps up onto a chair next to the aisle and nails a springboard armdrag on Casey! Riley doesn't let go, holding onto the wristlock, Riley climbs up on top of one of the seats and pushes the emergency exit escape hatch off of the top of the train.

Sancho: The Risk Taking Riley looking to make an impression tonight in a match that she is calling her own. The Champ is up two pin falls to zero right now and is looking to up the stakes significantly. They are on the high plains as the sun is setting on the desert.

Just then the shot on the PhoenixTron goes to the outside of the train as it splices the horizon, separating land from sun. Towards the back silhouetted on the top two buxom divas fought. The helicopter zoomed around catching the shot just as Riley landed a hair pull takedown into a leg drop. Ryu stuck his head up from inside of the train and pounded out a two count on top of the train but Casey kicked out that time. Riley grabbed her by her hair, banging her head hard into the metal of the top of the train. Feeling that she had her weakened far enough Riley pulled her up by her hair, setting her up and nailing a hard european uppercut. With two handfulls of hair Riley goes for it all with a hurricanarana, seeing it a mile away and obviously not caring for the danger involved, Casey countered, with a Victory Roll! She hooked both of Riley's and held them up as far as she could.

Ryu: 1...2...3!! Break it up!

Sadie: No Way! I'm not believing my eyes!

Sancho: Casey with a victory roll on Riley's hurricanarana to put the Distress Express match for the NLWE Miss Bitch Title at two falls to one with the challenger looking to close the gap between them.

With a new fire in her eyes, Riley moved to her feet. The Miss Bitch champ nailed a heart kick which brought Casey quickly down to one knee. In the background the lights and sound of the Las Vegas night were seen as the train moved into town and closer to the arena. Riley nailed a Mr. Wrestling II high knee lift right into her face and then a reverse neck wrench sending her down close to the opening from which the had crawled through to get up here.

Sadie: Riley's pulling her over to the emergency escape...this is going to be good!

Sancho: This is going to be brutal!

Riley stands over the opening and pulls Casey up applying an inverted facelock onto Casey and pulling her up into what appeared to be a dragon sleeper. Casey was stretched out over the opening back into the train as Riley moonsaults into the train and DDT's Casey on impact!

Sadie: Jeez Louise! Did you see that?

Sancho: I saw it...Riley calls it 'Brimstone'...Ryu's making it official!

Ryu: 1...2...3!! That's it!

Just then the train arrives at the arena to a screeching halt trying to avoid slamming into the old Cadillac parked on the train tracks. Just then, two men get out of the car in a cloud of smoke, see the train and quickly run away as the train collides with their car igniting the engine of the train on fire. The cameras focus on the doorway to the train and the crowd goes wild as Riley pushes the doors open wearing the Miss Bitch Title around her waist and Headstrong by Trapt explodes from the speakers back inside of the arena as Ryu pulls Casey off of the train before it explodes. As her music plays, the cameras follow Riley as she makes her way inside.

Sofia Dove: Taking the Distress Express Match three pinfalls to one...she is your winner...she is your Miss Bitch Champion...she is RILEY WINTERS!!

Riley walks into the arena and is stopped quickly by Harley Abate for a quick interview.

Harley: Big win for you there over Casey Jean Parker in the Distress Express Match kicking off Eclipse, Congratulations.

Riley Winters: Thanks Harley
 
Harley: Next week, Bad Meets Evil... any thoughts on who you're going to be facing?

Riley Winters: I thought because of the name of the pay per view, there is only one girl who thinks she is bad enough to take me on... CJ Parker will meet the Evil inside of me!

Harley: Oh my...after what we all saw tonight I can only imagine how the two of you will ever top that.
 
Riley Winters: Oh we can because you see I am going to talk to Simon and see if I can't get that to be one of my boyfriends creations, Holmes style Insanity Cage match!
 
Harley: The match that was created to end his career almost 3 years ago...a match which features a triple cage and a virtual plethora of weapons. It is rumored to be the most inhuman match ever devised.
 
Riley smiles viciously and nods her head.

Riley Winters: That is the exact match I mean, if she wants this belt she is going to have to prove she is more Evil than me!
 
Harley: And you heard it here first, Miss Bitch Champion Riley Winters challenging Casey Jean Parker to an Insanity Cage Match in just seven days and it's for the Miss Bitch Title. Stay tuned to Eclipse as this unfolding story develops.

The cuts and quickly shows Johnny Mac in a heated argument with Lady Victoria outside her Locker room. Esmeralda is by his side and growing angrier by the moment.

Esmeralda: Shut the Fuck up bitch you cant have my man.

Esmeralda punches Lady Victoria in the jaw knocking her out cold. Johnny then drags Victoria's unconscious body back into her locker room and barricades the door shut. 

Johnny Mac: I warned her not to fuck with you ya heard me right? 

Esmeralda: Yeah baby  

Johnny Mac: At least now I can deal with my business

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  . M A T C H . R  E  Q  U  E  S  T .

The scene opens up backstage inside of the new Commissioner's office. Tina Romero sits at her desk attending to paperwork when she hears a knock on her door. She looks up at the door and then over at her infant son asleep in a cradle.

Tina Romero: Come in...
 
The door never opened, and you never heard it shut but the cameras quickly noticed The Urban Legend Deuce Holmes sitting comfortably in the chair in front of her desk. Deuce picked his teeth cockily with a tooth pick as if he had just come from supper. Then he grinned and pulled his chair a bit closer to her desk.

Deuce Holmes: I swear Miss Romero, you're looking even prettier now than when I had you for supper a few nights ago..

He left the implication hanging in the air between them as he took her hand kissing it. Tina smiled brightly but then pulled her hand away, frowning.

Tina Romero: Thank you Deuce, you are always very sweet. So to what do I owe this visit?
 
He picked up the small plaque on her desk which read 'Commissioner' and turned it so that she could read it.

Deuce Holmes: Would it be appropriate to make a match request of you for Bad Meets Evil?
 
Tina Romero: I don't see why it wouldn't... I am the Commish.

Tina's frown vanished as quickly as it came and a smile appeared on her face.
 
Deuce Holmes: My match request for Bad Meets Evil...and this is official mind you. I would like the night off.

He winks at Tina.

Deuce Holmes: Got a suite in the club level at Key Arena....I was actually hoping that you might like to join me..
 
Tina blushes and puts her head down.

Tina Romero: Deuce you have been so nice to me... but... You are the son of my babies father. I don't think I should be doing things like that with you. I already had one Holmes male break my heart...
 
He reaches across the desk taking her hand.

Deuce Holmes: He broke my heart too...Trinity's too. He is an evil man, yes. But I am emancipated from him. I am my own man. Not to mention the fact that you can't tell me that you don't trust young Tyler's opinion..
 
Again Tina smiled and then looked back at her son.

Tina Romero: He really did take to you didn't he.... you are very much the charmer Deuce Holmes...
 
He stands to leave still holding onto her hand.

Deuce Holmes: I'll consider my invitation accepted...that is if the Commissioner sees fit to grant me the night off to do this...
 
Keeping hold of Deuce's hand, Tina walks around the desk until she is standing right in front of him.

Tina Romero: You have the night off Mr. Holmes, I will meet you there.
 
He kisses her hand lightly and turns leaving her office.
 

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  . Q U E E N . O F . T H E . B E A S T S .

Sadie: Fans, I've just received a bit of news for you. There were rumors floating around that new comer here in NLW, Adam Lax...the man who scored a clean pinfall victory over Curley last night on Striptease accepted the open challenge made by M.P. Curley. I have just received confirmed reports that Adam Lax has officially signed the contract for the match, and the match will take place at Bad Meets Evil.

Sancho: The question is will Curley even be able to make it to Bad Meets Evil. I'm sure many of you heard last night, M.P. Curley was arrested for possession of an illegal substance. We're going to take you to footage that was shot last night.

The scene changes to where Striptease went off the air last night. Big Dick Dempsey and Just Plain Jack Jennings run into Curley.

M. P. Curley: Excuse me fellows.

Big Dick Dempsey: Shut up and take this fat ass!

Dempsey stuffs something into Curleys pocket and the two of them run off.

M. P. Curley: How rude.

As Curley turns the corner he is tackled down to the ground by members of the LVPD. Curley tries to fight his way to his feet, but he is forced onto his stomach by four officers who manage to cuff him. They pull Curley to his feet and one of the officers reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag of some white substance.

M. P. Curley: That's not mine.

Cop 1: Right, that's what they all say.

Big Dick Dempsey and Just Plain Jack Jennings walk back into the scene.

Big Dick Dempsey: Yeah, way to go arresting that fat fuck. He tried to sell me drugs earlier.

M. P. Curley: Hey, that's not mine, it's his.

Big Dick Dempsey: See, that fat fuck, just tried to fucking sell me that shit.

Cop 2: I've heard enough. You're under arrest for possession of illegal narcotics.

The cops drag Curley off as Big Dick Dempsey and Just Plain Jack Jennings have a relieved look on their faces.

Sofia Dove: This next match up is for NLWE’s Twizted Title it is a Queen of The Beasts match. Introducing first the challenger Kimberly Parker. 

Nobodies Fool by Evanescence blares across the PA system as Kimberly Parker struts to the octagonal cage.  She looks a bit intimidated by the fence walls and size of the octagon and the various lumberjacks situated above the cage. The music dies down as Sofia raises the microphone to her lips to introduce the champion. 

Sofia Dove: And introducing the current Twizted Title Champion Daionara McKinley. 

Daionara struts onto the stage holding the Twizted Title across her waist as “Shake Me” by Cinderella blasts across the PA system. She points at Kimberly and says something that can’t be heard over the music.  

Sancho: We are in for one hell of a match up here folks 

Sadie: We had better  

Before the bell has even rung Daionara is all over Kimberly with a multitude of punches each violently connecting with Kimberly’s face. Kimberly tries to give Daionara a kick to the head which is reversed by a sweep kick. Kimberly is planted right on her ass. Daionara , who is on err feet already runs to the ropes, which Kimberly is facing, catapults herself back and lands a vicious drop kick into Kimberly’s face.  

Sancho:Damn! Did you hear the crack on that one 

Sadie: Hell yea Daionara’s representing that Twizted title! I could hear that one back in the bathroom. 

Daionara begins to talk to one of the lumberjacks who jumps off the cage and stands outside the den. While Daionara is distracted, Kimberly reaches into her back pocket and pulls out an Italian stiletto out of her pocket and snaps open the blade, while Ryu is taking a swig of his beer no less. 

Sancho: Oh shit Kim’s got a stiletto 

Sadie: A what? 

Sancho: Stiletto it’s a Pocket knife that springs open it’s a favorite of street gangs 

Sadie: Oh Ok aren’t those illegal 

Sancho: Yeah they are what the fuck is she doing?? 

Kimberly creeps up behind Daionara and cuts her leather halter top grabs it and rips it off Daionara exposing her breasts. 

Sadie: What is that stupid bitch doing this is live television. 

Sancho:  Is she trying to get us shut down or something? 

Sadie: She’s fucking with Simon’s money! And she’s going tog get us shut down. 

Dallas Richter, who is on the other side of the ring, quickly pulls his own T-shirt off and throws it to Daionara, who has her hands over her breast. Kimberly tries to snatch it out of the air before Daionara, but is meet with a boot to the face as Daionara kicks her and shatters her nose. Daionara quickly pulls on the shirt and lunges at Kimberly who is kneeling on the ground holding her face. Daionara drops an elbow to the back of Kimberly’s neck and a loud cracking noise can be heard. Sancho and Sadie are simultaneous with the crowd when they scream HOLY SHIT!!!! 

Sancho: Something definitely broke on that one. 

Sadie: Hell yeah kick that stupid bitch’s ass!!! 

Jay Lethal throws a four foot long steel chain into the ring, it lands next to Daionara’s feet. Daionara picks it up and begins choking the life out of Kimberly. Kimberly waves her hand in an attempt to tap out, but before Ryu can notice the tap Daionara wraps her legs around Kimberly’s torso pinning her arms. Daionara stands up raising Kimberly to her feet with the chain. An Irish whip sends Kimberly flying into the cage head. 

Sancho: She got cut by the fence 

Sadie: Damn she's bleeding bad. 

Kimberly runs face first and her face is ripped open just above her eye. As she turns around Daionara  jumps and performs a flying head scissors take down. Daionara rolls over and locks Kimberly into a bow and arrow back breaker. Daionara’s shoulders are on the mat but Ryu doesn’t go for the count because she can only make Kimberly tap out in order to win. Daionara releases the hold before Kimberly can tap out, and as se does Lady Masquerade tosses down her razor bladed fan. Daionara catches it and with a flick of her wrist has it open. Kimberly stands up as Daionara twirls the fan and slices open Kimberly’s forehead above the right eye. Kimberly smacks the fan out of Daionara’s hand. In reaction Daionara slaps Kimberly violently in the mouth causing Kimberly to turn her head and spew blood. 

Sancho: Damn that was a good one 

Sadie:Shit got blood all over my new shirt 

Sancho: Want me to brush it off? 

Sadie:Why haven’t you already? 

Daionara kicks Kimberly in the gut and puts her into the Brainbuster DDT. 

Sancho: Goin old school with that brainbuster 

Sadie: Right onto the fan blades to. 

Daionara turns Kimberly over and locks her into a double chicken wing. 

Sancho: Damn she’s got that one locked in pretty tight. 

Sadie: She’s got a snowballs chance in hell of breakin that one. Looks like Daionara’s trying to break Kim’s arms clean off 

A loud popping noise can be heard as Daionara wrenches both Kim’s shoulders out of there sockets.. Before Kim can yell I quite Dallas Richter plunges an aluminum bat throw the fence holes and plants it into Kim’s mouth knocking out her front teeth and gushing blood all over the octagon. 

Sancho: Shit this is my favorite hoodey.

Sadie: That’s what you get for not wiping the blood off my halter top.. 

Sancho: HOLY SHIT. 

Daionara has climbed to the top of the octagon and looks down. Sancho’s holy shit is meet by a stadium wide chant, as Daionara leaps and lands a vicious frog splash on Kim. The reason for the Holey shit is evident when the cameras zoom in on Daionara. 

Sancho: Was that DLS? 

Sadie:  Lets see that from the PhoenixTron! 

The PhoenixTron comes to life with the image of DLS wrapping barbed wire around the body of Daionara just before her leap. Kimberly stands up shortly after Daionara. Kimberly’s body riddled with puncture wounds from the barbed wire. Daionara removes the barbed wire from her torso and begins choking Kimberly with it. Coma throws a lead pipe into the ring 

Sancho: Damn that’s a big one 

Sadie: Her probably lifted it from the boiler room 

Daionara picks it up and smashes Kimberly in the face with the butt end. Daionara then gets behind Kim grabs her head and drops in a brutal reverse neck breaker. Daionara kicks Kimberly over onto her stomach. She then stands straddling Kimberly and reaches down grabbing Kim’s arms and wrapping them around her knees. She then grabs Kimberly’s jaw with each hand and sits down into the Steiner recliner. 

Sancho: She’s going to break Kimberly’s neck with that move. What does she call it? 

Sadie: Burning Daylight. 

Daionara wrenches back violently before releasing her hold causing Kimberly’s head to plant hard into the mat. Kimberly stands, blood flowing from her mouth and nose. 

Sadie: She looks like one of them fountains from the mall that uses blood colored water. 

Daionara looks up and Dallas Richter and signals for her Bunny Bomb. Daionara drags Kimberly over to the cage and Dallas reaches down and lifts her up. Daionara climbs the cage and lifts Kimberly into the set up for the power bomb. The crowd screams HOLY SHIT as Daionara leaps off the Cage and performs the Bunny Hop, which is a power bomb from the top rope. 

Sancho: THE BUNNY BOMB!  

Sadie: This is fucking brutal 

Dallas Richter jumps into the ring and picks up Kimberly. Daionara stands at the other end as Dallas Irish whips Kimberly into Daionara. Daionara then lifts Kimberly into the tilt-o-whirl slam. Dallas Richter climbs back up the cage as Future Shock throws a  steel chair into the ring. 

Sancho: that was brutal. 

Daionara tosses the chair at Kimberly, she then jumps up and dropkicks the chair into Kimberly’s face performing the vandaminator. Kimberly falls on her back staring at the ceiling. Daionara climbs the cage and performs another frog splash. 

Sancho: Daionara is proving her worth here tonight she is really laying into Kimberly. 

Sadie: Yeah man I love this chick 

Sancho: What? 

Sadie: Not like that perv. 

Daionara turns Kimberly over and locks her into another Steiner recliner. Daionara pulls back so far that a loud cracking noise fills the arena just as Kimberly taps out before passing out. 

Sadie: She broke that bitches neck! Holy shit. 

Sancho: Looks like the end for Kimberly  

Ryu rings the bell for the match and signals for the paramedics. 

Sancho: Daionara has successfully defended her title. 

Sadie: She keeps fighting people like that and she wont have to defend it any more she’ll have run us out of wrestlers.

Sancho: You heard that people we’ll never hear from Kimberly Parker again.

Before Dove can make the official announcement, and before her music hits, a bell tolls inside of the arena and the crowd goes wild!! A second bell tolls and Madison Reynolds steps out onto the staging just as 'For whom the bell tolls' by Metallica explodes from the speakers. She makes her way down the steel ramp, past the Lion's Den where a match just took place and into the ring that has been made up with red carpet and a table. Standing on one side of the table is NLWE Commissioner Tina Romero and on the table itself an object sits, covered with a red velvet cloth.

Madison Reynolds: Welcome to Eclipse Tina, this is my husbands amazing show!

Tina Romero: It is very nice… Simon does good work!

Madison Reynolds: Yes… My husband is very talented… but enough about Simon, everyone already knows how great he is, this is about somethone else…

Tina Romero: Daionara McKinley!

Madison Reynolds: Yes, she has done a great job and has won the right to be called Rookie of the month!

Tina Romero: But I thought we only did this at pay per views…

Madison Reynolds: Yes, normally we do but you see this is an extra special occasion! You see I granted Daionara a favor and now I wanted to show her my appreciation for all her hard word, So Daionara, please come on up from the Octagon and see me in the ring!

“Shake Me” By Cinderella begins to blare from the speakers and before the first note can be heard, the fans are going crazy with cheers! A few seconds later, the woman they are all waiting on, Daionara McKinley steps out of the Lion's Den and waves her hands out to the crowd before making her way down to the ring, a huge smile plastered on her face. Daionara steps into the ring and stands on the other side of the table.

Madison Reynolds: Thank you for joining us Miss. McKinley!

Daionara McKinley: Please call me Daionara and it is my pleasure.

Tina Romero: No… it is ours…

Daionara looks at Tina strangely not understanding why she said what she just said.

Madison Reynolds: As you know from what I said on Striptease, I am awarding you a special trophy for all of your hard work and making NLWE’s Rookie of the month for July!

Daionara’s smile becomes wider, proud of herself, she nods her head.

Madison Reynolds: Tina if you would do the honors…

Tina Romero: Gladly!

Tina walks over to the trophy and pulls the cover from it. It is in the shape of a ass! Daionara’s smile fades and a look of shocked horror comes across it.

Madison Reynolds: What’s wrong Daionara, I thought you would LOVE this! You see it is the perfect replica of MY husbands ass! You see I figure this way you won’t have to go far the next time you want to kiss it!

Daionara suddenly busts out laughing

Daionara McKinley: Thanks for this trophy and the honor, but just one thing, he’s all yours! What good is just the ass going to do me?

Daionara tucks the trophy under her arm and exits the ring, she gets halfway their when Madison stops her.

Madison Reynolds: As long as you know that we won’t have problems…

Just then we see up on the Phoenixtron, DLS and Natalie can be seen walking hand in hand towards the Eclipse arena when from out of nowhere Esmeralda grabs Natalie in a full nelson and holds her back. As DLS turns to see what’s going on Johnny Mac plants a hard right hand into his stomach causing him to keel over. Johnny then lifts him onto his shoulders in an inverted fireman’s carry swings then swings DLS around into a scorpion death drop the manuever infamously known as the Shot Glass. Esmeralda releases her hold and turns Natalie to face her kicks her in the stomach and puts Natalie up on her shoulders in the inverted fireman’s carry. Copy catting Johnny Mac. Esmeralda performs the Shot Glass on Natalie and then lays her body next to her unconscious lover DLS. 

Esmeralda: We done playing with these punks yet baby? 

Johnny Mac: Not yet babe one more thing needs to be done.

Johnny Mac pats the Tandem Twin Title belt around his waist.

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  .M A I N. E V E N T .

2 of America's Most wanted by 2Pac hits the speakers as Jay Lethal and Rayne Young make their way out to the ring

Sofia Dove: Making their way to the ring tonight at a combined weight of 515 pounds. Jay Lethal...The Enigma Rayne Young....KINGS OF KORRUPTION!

By now there are tables ladders and chairs littering the ring and the ringside area. The Kings of Korruption begin setting up tables all around the ring. Just then 'My Plague' by Slipknot hits the speakers and Johnny Mac steps out onto the staging with Esmeralda.

Sofia Dove: And they are your Tandem Twin Champions...Johnny Mac and Lady Victoria!!

Esmeralda stomps her foot and throws a fit over Lady Victoria's name being announced for the match when she is nailed from behind by a running clothesline from Natalie! Future Shock runs onto the scene with a barrage of right hands taking Johnny Mac down!! Just then 'My Generation' by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers and the crowd goes wild. DLS walks out onto the staging and quickly pulls Johnny Mac up into a fireman's carry! DLS nails a spinning reverse death valley driver on Johnny Mac right off of the staging!! A chant of holy shit spreads through the crowd like wildfire.

Sancho: That's the Impact Drop and poor Sofia Dove is no where to be found!

Sadie: She never is when a fight breaks out!

Ryu calls for the match bell and inside of the ring the Kings of Korruption go for an easy win setting up a ladder under the belts which hang 25 feet above the ring. Future Shock charges the ring sliding in the push the ladder over and Rayne off of it. Lethal pulls Future Shock up nailing him with a hard clothesline shot after an irish whip into the ropes. Then he  nailed the much smaller man with a reverse crucifix powerbomb as DLS hit the ring. He sent Rayne to the mat quickly with the super kick but was leveled with a chair shot by Lethal. Future Shock moved to his feet trying to mount an offense but was nailed with a spinebuster by Lethal, who quickly applied the figure four leg lock.

Sancho: If he could just hold him there long enough for Rayne to make it up the ladder..

Johnny Mac climbs into the ring holding a steel chair. Jay Lethal is forced to break the hold, being prone to attack from any angle. All five men move to their feet, Johnny the only one holding a weapon, suddenly all four men descend on the Tandem Twin Champ pummeling him mercilessly. DLS clotheslines Mac hard over the top rope, but he skins the cat and pulls himself back up into the ring where the Kings of Korruption catch him by the throat and lift him up slamming him down through a table on the outside of the ring for a double chokeslam!!

Sadie: Now that's entertainment! Go get me some popcorn!

Sancho: Big time tandem move right there by the Kings, and let me tell you that they have made an impact since being hired by Simon Phoenix.

Future Shock picks up the chair that Johnny Mac had been holding and when he turned around to use it, Jay Lethal connected with a big boot drilling it right into his face. DLS comes up behind Lethal and nails him with a clothesline which sends him over the top rope. DLS is quickly up on the top turnbuckle nailing a shooting star press onto Lethal! Johnny Mac is just beginning to stir outside, and is alert enough to duck as Rayne charges DLS with a vicious chair shot!! Rayne connects dropping the chair and pulling DLS up for a powerbomb which he nails right through a table! Johnny Mac connects with the back of Rayne's head nailing a violent chair shot. He sets Jay Lethal's ankle up in the chair then climbs up the steel steps at ringside leaping off onto it. DLS is just beginning to try and get up now, he sees Rayne laid out next to him, and lands a free shot down hard onto his jaw before grabbing a handfull of hair. DLS pulled Rayne up and quickly set him up to piledrive him, but with a back body drop Rayne lifted DLS up off of his feet to which DLS used a modified victory roll to powerbomb Rayne down hard onto the concrete! Johnny Mac slid into the ring and was setting up a ladder trying to go get the Tandem Twin Titles. DLS grabbed a ladder of his own and tossed it into the ring over the ring ropes. DLS slid in and grabbed the ladder that Johnny was on like it was person and suplexed it out of the ring sending Johnny Mac again smashing through a table!! DLS sets his ladder up and slowly begins to climb as Rayne Young pulls himself up onto the ring apron. Seeing DLS up on the ladder gives him a burst of adrenaline, he pulls himself into the ring. DLS sees this and leaps almost blindly off the ladder as Rayne slides in, connecting with a diving headbutt.

Sancho: Nasty headbutt there by the Franchise!

Sadie: That had to have hurt...taking or delivering!

Both men roll round on the mat in obvious pain but it is DLS who is first to his feet. He lands a solid shot to Rayne's jaw, then pulls back for another that Rayne blocks. DLS blocks Rayne's attempt at a right hand and lands a kick to the gut, and goes for a vertical suplex but Rayne blocks it. With a go behind, Rayne wraps his arms around DLS and lifts him up nailing a german suplex. He holds on, jerking DLS up and quickly nails a second one. DLS' hands struggle at Rayne's grip on his waist as he is lifted yet again and dropped on his neck for a thrid german suplex. Outside of the ring Jay Lethal has finally made it to his feet, he limps over the where Johnny Mac lays on the broken table, trying to get up. Lethal pulls him up long enough to nail him with the pedigree that he calls Lethal Injection and once again the Kings of Korruption look to be in control of the fight. Inside of the ring, Rayne sets up a ladder and begins to climb, as he nears the halfway mark DLS is up but nailed with 'The Lethal Weapon' as Rayne pulls the NLWE Tandem Twin Titles down off of the hook that they hung from. Ryu calls for the match bell as 2 of Americas most wanted by 2Pac hits the speakers!

Sofia Dove: Your winners and the new NLWE Tandem Twin Champions The Kings of Korruption Jay Lethal and The Enigma Rayne Young!!

Before they have very long to celebrate a bell tolls and the crowd is on their feet. They can tell by the intro on the PhoenixTron that it is indeed Simon and not Madison who is on their way to the ring. A second bell tolls as Simon walks out onto the staging with a mic in hand. He lifts a hand calling for silence.

Simon Phoenix: Bravo!! And congratulations to the Kings of Korruption on winning their first NLWE titles! But that's not the gold that I'm here to talk about tonight. I'm here to talk about the big gold...the NLWE Premier Title, and the fact that I need someone to challenge my champion for it one week from now in Seattle Washington at Bad Meets Evil!!

The crowd goes wild in anticipation of his announcement.

Simon Phoenix: Now there is currently no number one contender so it won't be an easy decision, but if you've been watching Eclipse the last two weeks then it really is. You see last week there was a man who took the opening bout and made it a main event caliber match up! And this week, fought and struggled, never complained that his regular tag partner JXD wasn't around....

Sadie: Don't say it Simon!

Sancho: DLS isn't getting this shot!! He can't be!!

Simon Phoenix: Simon says....DLS, get your bags packed son...you're going to Seattle to fight Holmes for the Premier Title!!

Inside of the ring DLS has a stunned look on his face, whereas Rayne Young who has challenged the champion all week looks pissed off that he was over looked for it. He says something to Lethal who simply nods. Rayne picks up a steel chair and begins to sneak up behind DLS as Lethal started setting up a table. Rayne swung hard connecting with DLS, knocking him flat, then he pulled him up onto his shoulders and nailed that deadly F5 that he calls the Deadly Sin onto DLS right through the table Lethal had set up as the scene faded to black.