OMG UR Crazy
Blndii666: You suck!
uaintshietbiotch: only when its clean and im asked nicely
Blndii666: lmao
Blndii666: smartass
uaintshietbiotch: yup rather be a smartass than a dumbass
Blndii666: ... join the club ...
uaintshietbiotch: what do i have to do to join this 'club'
Blndii666: eat my ass
uaintshietbiotch: man u drive a hard bargain
Blndii666: and boy, do I drive it hard
Blndii666: lmao
uaintshietbiotch: ok ill do it if its washed, i get mrs BUTTerworths and i get to fuck u in the ass afterwards
uaintshietbiotch: roflmfao
Blndii666: rofl
Blndii666: i passed out at the computer last night
uaintshietbiotch: lol
uaintshietbiotch: were u sleep typing?
Blndii666: i emailed people
Blndii666: what are you up to today?
Blndii666: I'm being gay with rabbits
Blndii666: maybe some squirrels
Blndii666: if i can get them to hold still
uaintshietbiotch: duct tape
uaintshietbiotch: remember martin?
Blndii666: no
uaintshietbiotch: thats how he fucked squirrels so he said
uaintshietbiotch: lmao
Blndii666: he got that idea from me
uaintshietbiotch: lol
uaintshietbiotch: ok thats not a good thing
Blndii666: i was using that line years before he was around
Blndii666: ?
uaintshietbiotch: lol
Blndii666: why - 'cause he's using my shit, or because I brought up a good idea on how to fuck squirrels?
Blndii666: lmao
uaintshietbiotch: um even u thinking about fucking squirrels is wrong
uaintshietbiotch: and finding a good way to do it is worse
uaintshietbiotch: lmao
uaintshietbiotch: as if theres a good way to fuck a squirrel
Blndii666: roflmfao
Blndii666: paper towel tubes, obviously
uaintshietbiotch: omfg
Blndii666: in my case, anyways
uaintshietbiotch: thats sick
uaintshietbiotch: no thats the squirrel fucking u, not u fucking it
Blndii666: I don't exactly have much to insert
Blndii666: ... roflmfao
Blndii666: oh shit
uaintshietbiotch: naw just put the tube in ya and let him go, lemmywinks time
Blndii666: that's how it usually ends up going
Blndii666: sometimes i trim their nails first, though
uaintshietbiotch: well u gotta be sanitary about it
Blndii666: depends how often I've been receiving squirrel recently
uaintshietbiotch: rofl 'receiving'
Blndii666: lmfao
uaintshietbiotch: like ur getting them in the mail or something
Blndii666: lmao
Blndii666: your mother!
Blndii666: she helps me out sometimes, too
Blndii666: they can be ornery creatures, you know...
Blndii666: some of them don't like dark places
Blndii666: that is why you have to get the tunnellers
Blndii666: moles are actually very nice in that aspect...
Blndii666: sometimes
uaintshietbiotch: omg ur crazy
Blndii666: rofl
Blndii666: you know this, maen

I am a fucking dumbass

What the fuck.

This is so pathetic it makes me want to jump off a FUCKING BRIDGE.

I'm going to go to bed now.

Yea for Strip Clubs
LMFAO

My horoscope for yesterday:



The drama and possible turmoil of recent days will fade away -- and replacing it will be a far more eccentric, unpredictable energy. Ready for this? If not, tighten your seat belt.

Yeah. We went to Tens last night. Let's start at the beginning.

So, I'm chillin' at home - Elise went to work - AJ came over and we smoked and drank... a twelve pack. Then Justin came by to drop off my wallet. AJ thought that he was pretty chill. They talked for like an hour or some shit. It was pretty cool. Also nice since I was shmammered and probably could not have held a conversation on my own. LOL. Drinking on an empty stomach...

So, Justin left. AJ and I ate... 'cause food is good. Jon came over with Punk Bitch, Elise's and my (quasi)new kitty. He's two... and gorgeous.



Then we were hanging out, and I think that Skoob came with Jon... actually, I'm pretty positive that he did. NE ways. Jon convinced me to go out with them and hang at Elise's work... ok, I'll go. Fuck it - who needs sleep, anyways?

So Skoobilicious wanted to go to Rascals to meet up with other people before we went to the Clam to visit Elise. We went to Rascals - that place is fucking awesome, let me tell you. I've never seen so many 40+ers trying to be 21 again in my life. Old people bumpin and grindin on the dance floor... making out. It was a fucking display, let me tell you. So, luckily I was there with all guys - so no nasty dudes hitting on me. Not bad. I forgot how much fun it was to go to the bars and not be hit on... Not that I wasn't followed by a couple of guys... but you know how that is.

So we go to the Clam to visit Elise - and she had left twenty minutes prior to our arrival. So off to Tens, which was a subject of discussion before. So, AJ, Jon, Skoob and I head off to Tens. AJ was the only one of the four of us that had even been to a strip joint before... And I was the only one that even knew where it was. Now that's funny - the girl in the group is the only one who knows how to get to the titty bar. Awesome.

So, get in, I found us a table right up front. Chillin, drinking beer, people watching... ass watching, also, obviously. Skoob's 21st b-day was recently, so Jon was going to buy him a lap dance. We were there for like, two hours, and Skoob was too much of a chicken shit to go up to a girl and ask her for a lap dance. Bitchass. Hell, I would have talked to her for him if he would have just picked one. 'Cause I just don't give a fuck. As we all know.

Had my first test tube shot, and got a show for that... great. Well, Jon and AJ liked it - I don't know where Skoobilicious was at this point in time - I think that he was over at the other side stage.

Then we go to leave. Skoob comes with Jon and I. He has to throw up. Great. Stop, he takes shotty - then we stop again. Then there's blues behind us. Yea for life. So we talk to the cops, Jon passes the field sobriety test. Run our licenses. Skoob has a warrant. Bye bye Skoobie. For not paying a goddamned ticket. What a dumbass.

All in all, an interesting day yesterday. If I do say so myself.