Yes, I am aware of the fact that being awake at 4 in the morning and sick do not mix well. Alas, I have been sleeping the day away, so I feel that this justifies my present status being conscious.
I had a conversation with the latest object of my affections tonight, and for some odd reason feel the need to relay aspects of it with the world. Well, not all of it, because it was a pretty boring conversation to outsiders, and some parts kind of shouldn't be made public... but that's not my point. The question that I thought might be of interest was the one "So why didn't you have a boyfriend" not - why don't - but - why didn't. That puts me not having a boytoy in the past tense and my having one in the present. Yes folks, that's right, Danielle has a boyfriend.
Meanwhile, Elise has somehow managed to accidentally acquire two in the past twenty four hours. Not just boys that she is dating, but boys who think that they are dating her exclusively, and if it weren't for the other, she probably would be happy with that idea in either case. The issues come in when both of them state that that is what they desire within twenty four hours of each other.