Blndii666: You suck!
uaintshietbiotch: only when its clean and im asked nicely
Blndii666: lmao
Blndii666: smartass
uaintshietbiotch: yup rather be a smartass than a dumbass
Blndii666: ... join the club ...
uaintshietbiotch: what do i have to do to join this 'club'
Blndii666: eat my ass
uaintshietbiotch: man u drive a hard bargain
Blndii666: and boy, do I drive it hard
Blndii666: lmao
uaintshietbiotch: ok ill do it if its washed, i get mrs BUTTerworths and i get to fuck u in the ass afterwards
uaintshietbiotch: roflmfao
Blndii666: rofl
Blndii666: i passed out at the computer last night
uaintshietbiotch: lol
uaintshietbiotch: were u sleep typing?
Blndii666: i emailed people
Blndii666: what are you up to today?
Blndii666: I'm being gay with rabbits
Blndii666: maybe some squirrels
Blndii666: if i can get them to hold still
uaintshietbiotch: duct tape
uaintshietbiotch: remember martin?
Blndii666: no
uaintshietbiotch: thats how he fucked squirrels so he said
uaintshietbiotch: lmao
Blndii666: he got that idea from me
uaintshietbiotch: lol
uaintshietbiotch: ok thats not a good thing
Blndii666: i was using that line years before he was around
Blndii666: ?
uaintshietbiotch: lol
Blndii666: why - 'cause he's using my shit, or because I brought up a good idea on how to fuck squirrels?
Blndii666: lmao
uaintshietbiotch: um even u thinking about fucking squirrels is wrong
uaintshietbiotch: and finding a good way to do it is worse
uaintshietbiotch: lmao
uaintshietbiotch: as if theres a good way to fuck a squirrel
Blndii666: roflmfao
Blndii666: paper towel tubes, obviously
uaintshietbiotch: omfg
Blndii666: in my case, anyways
uaintshietbiotch: thats sick
uaintshietbiotch: no thats the squirrel fucking u, not u fucking it
Blndii666: I don't exactly have much to insert
Blndii666: ... roflmfao
Blndii666: oh shit
uaintshietbiotch: naw just put the tube in ya and let him go, lemmywinks time
Blndii666: that's how it usually ends up going
Blndii666: sometimes i trim their nails first, though
uaintshietbiotch: well u gotta be sanitary about it
Blndii666: depends how often I've been receiving squirrel recently
uaintshietbiotch: rofl 'receiving'
Blndii666: lmfao
uaintshietbiotch: like ur getting them in the mail or something
Blndii666: lmao
Blndii666: your mother!
Blndii666: she helps me out sometimes, too
Blndii666: they can be ornery creatures, you know...
Blndii666: some of them don't like dark places
Blndii666: that is why you have to get the tunnellers
Blndii666: moles are actually very nice in that aspect...
Blndii666: sometimes
uaintshietbiotch: omg ur crazy
Blndii666: rofl
Blndii666: you know this, maen