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A woman tells
her shrink, "I have a dilemma. I am about to get married, but I haven't
been totally honest with my fiancé. My father is a convict. My mother
is a Devil worshipper. My brother is in an asylum and I'm wanted in three
states for embezzlement. Taking all that into consideration, this is my
question: how do I tell my family that my fiancé is a lawyer?"
Q: The tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a nun are in the same room. There is a $100 bill on a table in the room. When they leave, the money is gone. Who took it? A: Since there is no such thing as the tooth fairy or an honest lawyer, the answer is obvious.
LAWYER: "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" CORONER: "No." LAWYER: "Did you listen for a heart beat?" CORONER: "No." LAWYER: "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?" CORONER: "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting
in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing
law somewhere." |
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