The Guides of Stepsaz!

Guide to... using Portaloos.

1. Nice portaloos can be ok, some can be bad.

2. If it smells really bad, I advise against using it.

3. Always check for toilet roll before locking the door.

4. It is advisable if you wipe the seat before proceeding.

5. Take your own soap.

Guide to... sneakily eating chocolate spread.

1. Leave it out to warm.

2. If following the previous instructions, use a spoon. If not, use a knife.

3. When not meeding the tub, put it out of view.

4. Always check clothing and face afterwards.

5. If spilt, use soap as well as water.

Guide to... going out in the rain in summer.

1. Always take a umbrella instead of a raincoat if you're walking.

2. If you aren't, take a raincoat instead of an umbrella.

3. This is because you'll get hot if you are walking.