This is Alan. He’s like the newest obsession among our little group. It’s kind of sad and to me incredibly humorous. B/c he lives far away, has a girlfriend. And would probably not be interested anyways… He’s one fine looking young man, though… But if you ask me not as much so as Rob… However, where Rob beats him in the looks category, Alan wins over in the sweetness category… I’m making it sound like it’s a competition. Hehehe… It’s not! I LOOOOVE them both!! I LOVE You ALAN!! OK… umm.. I met Alan last year at Rob’s b-day party and have talked 2 him a ton since. He’s a really nice guy and such a sweetie. Um… I don’t know much more about him except he is pure punk 2 the maximum… Which is the best kind of person, right? He’s a total non-conformist and knows a lot of stuff about like music and umm… like eh.. he has lots of stuff figured out that I don’t. His rants r so interesting. Hehehe.. and he’s as anti-Boy Scouts as I am!! Yay!!… so anyway, enough suspense, to the bat cave!! (or on with the interview, whichever you prefer…)
VITAL STATS:
Name: Alan
Age:15 in human years
Height: 6'… 6'6 with mohawk (omg… he’s so tall and lanky)
Hair: A tall mohawk/mullet that he rarely spikes these days.
Favorite. Animal: Cocktails! (uh huh huh uh huh huh U said cock)
Marital Status: Not Married (S: But engaged 2 Christine? a: yeah… I gave her a ring pop s: haha aw. true love)
Favorite. Color: Pink (I think that’s adorable… but that’s just me…)
Biggest Turn On: Christine (AWW! She’s so lucky 2 have such a sweetie, and she keeps him in line… perfect couple!)
Biggest turn off: Nathan (hahahaha a close runner up would be Flamer)
s: haha man, good answers so far
a: I’m good at this
s: haha u win the gold medal!
Common Expressions:
"aye caramba"
"uh...."
"sweatin like a Tibetan"
"sublime sucked and I’m glad that fucker died" (not 2 sure about that one…)
"fuck you! avril sucks!"
"fuck you! devotchkas are awesome!"
Favorite. Band: West Virginia Flamers (ROCK ON!!)
Pet Peeve: I hate it when people go on a about pet peeves (s: yeah me 2… but do u have one? u don’t' hafta rant about it a: that is my pet peeve… hehe) Oh man Stacy’s so confused)
Style: PUNK! (Not to be confused with Hot Topic) You know, plaid, chucks, etc.
Favorite. Cartoon: Powerpuff Girls by far… Harvey Birdman’s nice though
So that’s Alan. I love him tons! he’s so cool. And he’s a really good friends even though I never see him. I LOVE You ALAN!! If you wanna know pretty much anything about punk music, he’s your man lol. Or if you just wanna talk, he’s good at that hehehe… K, I don’t know much else, so I’ll stop.