Skellaton
Small Band, Big Adventures!
In January 1989 a young hamster named Mittens Sparntz gave birth to 12 beutiful young hamster children. Over the coures of the next 3 days she procded to eat all but 5. These were the strongest hamsters of the litter. Their owner Ms. Akiko Mogigami of Kyoto, Japan named these 5 new bundels of joy Sparkel, Fuzzy, Money, Wicker and Muffin. Akiko loved all her hampster freinds, but unfourtinitly her appartment was far to small to house so many of her furry freinds. Becuse of this in late March she was forced to part with her freinds. She wanted to assure that they recived the best home and care possible, but then the bio-tech company "Genetech" offerd her $3 appeice for her 5 young hamsters. She quicky agreed and handed them to the sientist so she could use her $15 to buy some sort of shiney robot pet.
G-Corp. is a cutting edge genetics firm atempting to geneticly enhance life forms. After sevral years of computer testing they had established enough information to begin live trials. To fully guage the efectiveness of the inhansment procedures they requierd a batch of geneticly similer test subjects. Im March of 1989 a G-corp. seintis aquierd 5 young hamsters from a nabour. Being all brothers theise hamsters genetics were more then sutible for the porpouse of comparitive analiysis. They prepared the tests and in early May the trails began.
Each of the young hamsters were exopsed to a new type of mutogen nicknamed "The Ooze" this mutogen was decinged to combine and excelerat the DNA's of two difrent species. In this case the DNA of the common hmapster and humans. The young hampsters were exposed to increasing amounts of mutogen for 6 months. At the end of that 6 months the seintists cut off testing and begain to moniter any changes in there subjects. The first real change ocured in January 1990, a few days befor the hamsters first birthday. At 2 pm they begain to walk upright.
Within weeks of beging to walk on two legs new more amazing changes began to appear. Soon gaind self awerness and soon after that they gaind the ability to speak. By this point they had also grown many times the normal hamster size. This led to a hamster utopia where all 5 hamsters lived in harrmony and peace. Everyone was happy G-Corp incureged them to expand there horizens and try to push there linits as far as they would go. Soon they developed what the seintists could only call super powers. All of the first four hamsters begain to develop super music and super apathy powers. One problem had arisen though, Muffin. After they began to speak strange new probles aroeze with the youngest Sparntz.
Muffin had begun to change faster then the rest. He was becoming a giant fighting robot. After a year of groth he had changed so much that he was no longer known as Muffin Sparntz. He was no known as Super Ulta Mecha Sparntz. The Japinies pepole imediatly fell in love with the new giant robot. G-Corporation decrlaed the experamint a sucsess and began to cover up the existance of the other 4 Sparntz boys. There abbilitys had not developed to the imence proportions of there giant robotic brother. They had developed super powers but the powers of music and apathey were not considerd to be benifical by the Japines pepole. Soon it was apparent that it would be imposible to keep the 4 Sparntz boy is Japan any longer. A decision had to be made.
The decision was soon made. The boys would be relocated to a place where there amazing powers of apathey could be truly apreiciated, America. Origionaly the plan was to move the boys to New York. It was thought that the large popualtion of creepy imagrents would make it easy for them to blend in. Befor the move could happin a rule was disscoverd that only allowed one Teenage Mutant Super Hero group per state. With New York state having allready been clamed a new destination had to be found. The final decision....Grand Rapids, Michigan. Mostly becuse it had the lowest air fair of allmost anywhere in the country. Except for Utah, but who the hell actuly wants to go to Utah. I mean its a state built around a salt lake out in the middle of a wasteland run by a bunch of fanadical religous pepole. I mean the whole thing is a little creapy, but what ever. Now back the giant talking spam-spams. With the arandgemnts all made the seinctits loaded the boys onto a jet and sent them on there way to a new life in the land of opportunity. 20 hours later they arived and were escorted to there new home.
At first the boys were scared in these new suroundings but soon something became clear. It was time for them to form a group, not just a group, a band, and that band would be called Skellaton
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