Horseshoe Crab and Blowfish were always fighting. they would use any excuse to start a fight or keep one going. One day Horseshoe Crab accidentally bumped blowfish. "Watch where you're going, fossil face, "said Blowfish. "Who are you calling fossil face, puff brain?" said Horseshoe Crab. "You're a real helmet head, " said Blowfish. "Your're a real balloon butt," said Horseshoe Crab. "Doofus." "Ding-dong." "Bozo." "Dodo." Horseshoe Crab and Blowfish called each other everyname they could think of. Finally, one year later, neither one could think of another bad name. "Spanking head, " said Horseshoe Crab. "Spanking head?" said Blowfish. "What's a spanking head?" "I dont know," said Horseshoe Crab, "but so's your old lady." " I know what you are but what am I?" said Blowfish. MORAL: it takes one to know one.
