Will Truman (Justin Timberlake)- An affluent NYC lawyer. Lives with his best friend, Grace Adler. Also helps his other best friend, Jack McFarland. Oh did I forget to mention that he is gay.
Jack McFarland (JC Chasez)- Actor/ Writer of "Josh 2003- A One-Man Show"/Acting Instructor. So he's been from job to job and tends to mooch of his best friends, Will and Karen Walker. He's here. He's queer.
Grace Adler- An airhead redhead. Tends to go with her heart rather than her mind. She owns her own interior decorating business, Adler Designs. Her only other employee is Karen Walker, a rich woman who wanted to actually work for a living.
Karen Walker- The best and bitchiest bitch of them all!! Oh what fun she is. A millionaire, pill and booze addict. To Karen the glass is always half empty. She works at Adler's Designs just to get recognition from her cronies. She and JC plot evil deeds at other people's expenses. And yeah, so what?
SCENE 1
[It is lunchtime. Karen and Josh are sitting in the office of Adler Designs. Karen is leaning against the edge of her desk across from JC, who is in his hot pink splendor. He stands across from Karen with a big pout on his face. He's contemplating a big decision.]
JC: Kare, I think I'm losing my gayness.
Karen: (Looks JC up and down three times rapidly) Sweetie, when they look up the word 'gay' in the dictionary, your picture is there in big rainbow colors. Look at you! You're wearing jean hip huggers and a hot pink muscle shirt for your non-existent muscles, for Christ sakes.
JC: (Widens eyes in affront) Hey I have one muscle. (Smiles sneakily)
Karen: Oh yeah? What's that?
JC: (Looks at crotch) My love muscle.
Karen: (Takes out bottle of Jack Daniels from her desk) He! He! He! (Growls) You naughty kitty. (She smirks as she pours the liquor into her glass)
JC: Oh you know it. (Swishes his hips)
Karen: (Spanks JC's bottom with her free hand) Aww! Naughty kitty! Naughty kitty!
JC: (Sticks his ass out and wiggles it) Again!
Karen: (Jumps from off her desk's edge) Ooh! My turn! My turn! (She shakes and wiggles her rump for a spanking.)
JC: (Spanks her twice. Karen howls in pleasure while sipping her drink.) Momma's been a naughty girl?
Karen: (Purrs) Yeah! But honey why do you think you're losing your gayness? From your wardrobe and pink shades-
JC: (Interrupts) Channel, thank you very much.
Karen: See you are the epitome of gay. Now what's wrong? Hit on some hunk and they didn't want to play hide the banana in the dark?
JC: (Sighs heavily and pouts) No that's not it. I mean I'm every gay man's dream. Look at me. (Goes to the mirror and looks at himself) Damn I'm fine. But out of the many lovers that I've had do you know who is not on the list?
Karen: I don't know honey, Grace?
JC: (Shudders in repulsion) No. Who in their right mind would hit on Grace?
Karen: I don't know. (The two laugh at the woman)
JC: But seriously, Kare. Justin hasn't even tried to fuck me once. (Pouts)
Karen: Justin. Mr. I-can't-walk-straight-because-not-only-am-I-gay-but-I-have-a-major-stick-in-my-ass Justin? You two fairies haven't fucked yet?
JC: Unfortunately no. I've given him every come on line I know but he hasn't every sniffed once. I mean I know I'm attractive. If I were me, I'd fuck me. I'm fucking gorgeous.
Karen: I can't deny that. 'Cause I don't hang around ugly people. (Chuckles) Unless you're pushing a dust mop or cut my grass or handing me my liquor, ugly people don't compute into my life.
JC: But Karen I want him. It's been growing and growing--
Karen: (Cuts in) I bet it has. (Smirks)
JC: (Blushes) Yeah that too. But I really want him. His mind, body, soul and body.
Karen: Don't you mean mind, body and soul?
JC: Yeah and his body. Have you seen him shirtless? He's just begging to have little JC bite marks all over his abs.
Karen: (Smiles deviously) Well you've come to the right person when you want a plan to make a man fall on his knees.
JC: (Scoffs) Well I plan to have him on his knees a hell of a lot. That would be the whole point. Duh.
[The two chatter away devising a plan for Joshua to get his man.]
SCENE 2
[Justin and Grace are sitting are sitting at the dining table. They have finished eating dinner and are reminiscing over the day's events.]
Justin: I thought that he liked me for me but he just wanted me for my money.
Grace: Poor baby.
Justin: Damn, he didn't even want me for my looks. Just my damn money!
Grace: His loss will be some man's gain.
Justin: Well I've been waiting to be gained for a long time.
Grace: (Laughs) Hmm, well what about Josh?
Justin: (Raises his eyebrows in confusion) What about him?
Grace: (Sighs heavily) For a lawyer, you're not too bright. Why haven't you two hooked up? (Opens eyes widely) Wait, have you two hooked up and haven't told me? I bet he fucks all night long and growls like a tiger. (She makes claws with her hands and claws the air)
Justin: (Chokes on water) WHAT?!
Grace: (Leans back in chair) Oh Justin! Oh Justin!! Meow! (Makes growling sounds and starts to hump the chair) Oh give it to me baby!! Bury me deep!
Justin: (Stares at Grace for a full minute silently) You so need to get laid. How many times have you fantasized about he and I?
Grace: (Gulps loudly) Together or separate?
Justin: You've fantasized about us separately?!
Grace: Well, I didn't know you were gay for the first year that I met you and I thought that I was going to marry you.
Justin: And after you found out that was queer?
Grace: (Looks into her lap guiltily)
Justin: Ooh Grace! (Covers chest with his hands) Stop looking at me. You might be undressing me with your eyes.
Grace: (Rolls eyes) Please I don't think about you as half as much as I do Josh. It's a shame he's gay. I'd have loved to turn him out.
Justin: (Jokingly covers his mouth with his hands) I think that I'm going to be sick.
Grace: You mean you've never fantasized about Josh "JC" Chasez? I think JC would be shocked and disappointed. There's actually a man who has not fallen under his pink glittery Gucci spell.
Justin: He's my friend. He'd probably run away in horror if I ever told him that liked him
Grace: Any man especially who looked like you Justin would not make JC run away. He'd run to the nearest bed available and drag you with him.
[Karen walks in through the door. She holds a bunch of keys in her hand and saunters to the table where Justin and Grace are seated.]
Justin: I thought I changed those locks.
Karen: (Rolls eyes) Please Justina. It'll be a long sober day before you pull something over me.
Grace: Karen? Sober? I'd pay to see that.
Karen: And I'd pay to see you with some breasts. You really should wear a sign that says 'I'm a Girl' cause it's hard to remember.
Justin: Was there a reason as to why you are here, Karen? Shouldn't you be hunting for victims on your broomstick tonight?
Karen: Why yes Justina, I do. I wanted to invite Gracie here to a Boys and Girl night out?
Grace: Boys and Girl?
Karen: Yes Gracie. I'm the girl and you and Rosario, the maid, are the boys obviously. (Waves her hands back and forth between Justin and Grace)
Justin: Please go away Wicked Witch of the East Side. Grace and me are going to watch the Three's Company marathon tonight.
Karen: (Says flatly) Oh boy what fun. (Turns to Grace) Come on Grace, I can make Neiman Marcus open all night just for us. (Smiles brightly and nods her head)
Grace: (Sits up from chair) Well I have watched all of those episodes.
Justin: Grace!
Grace: What Justin, I really want a pair of leather pants from Neiman Marcus.
Justin: Why can't I come? (Pouts)
Karen: No gays allowed! I have two lesbians accompanying me tonight. Another man would mess up the flow! Now come on Grace! (Walks to the door)
Grace: (Runs to catch up with Karen, who is standing in the doorway) I'll pick up a tie for you, Justin!
Justin: (Stands up from chair and heads to the door) Wait! Why can't I come! I want to pick out my own tie!
Karen: (Pushes Grace out into the hallway) Damn it Justina! No one likes a drama queen, Queenie! Is that a naked penis over there? (Points over Justin's shoulder)
Justin: What?! (Looks over his shoulder. Karen slams the door the door behind his turned head) How rude.
[Outside in the hallway.]
Karen: (Smiles evilly) Operation Flamer in affect.
Grace: I didn't know we had a code name. You know Karen, I even prepped Justin about JC.
Karen: You ruined my baby's plan?
Grace: No. No I hinted about him and Josh together. (Smiles widely)
Karen: (Throws her hands in the air) Damn it Grace? He's probably not gonna get it up for weeks now! (Walks to the elevator)
Grace: (Meekly asks) Does this mean we're really not going to Neiman Marcus?
SCENE 3
[It is a half hour later. Justin is sitting in front of the television watching an episode of Three's Company. He is eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's Brownie Batter ice cream.]
Justin: (Checks the clock) So much for friends. (Dips spoon morosely into the container of ice cream)
[Knocking at door. Justin puts the carton of ice cream on the coffee table.]
Justin: (Calls out and runs from the sofa to the door) I'm coming! I'm coming! (Opens door)
JC: (Leans against the doorway) Not yet anyway. (Pushes away from the side and walks past Justin) How you doing J? (Moves to the sofa and sits)
Justin: (Purses lips) Why JC come on in? (Closes the door and turns to his guest) What are you doing here? It's Friday night. You're supposed to be flitting all over the gay club scene. (Sits on the sofa next to JC) So what's up?
JC: (Smirks) How ironic.
Justin: What? What's ironic?
JC: (Gulps loudly) I've got something to tell you.
Justin: What is it?
JC: Wait, how do I look? I wanted to test these new low riders out. You like? I'm not wearing any underwear they're so low. (Gets up and twirls for Justin to see)
Justin: You know you always look good.
JC: (Nods and sits down) Uh-huh. Well why haven't you fucked me yet? (Kicks off shoes)
Justin: Excuse me?!
JC: Well I look fucking fantastic and you do too. So what's the problem?
Justin: We're friends. Friends don't fuck! I've never fucked Grace.
JC: Sweetie, no one should. But that's beside the point. I have a really long tongue and can put it to good use. (Sticks out his tongue for Justin to see)
Justin: I bet you can but what if we ruin what we have?
JC slinked into Justin's lap. He rubbed his barely clothed erection into Justin as he straddled the lawyer. "Take me," he breathily ordered. He stared into dark blue eyes and waited for Justin's answer.
Justin did not have to be told twice. He placed his arms on JC's back and laid the light brunette on his back against the black leather cushion. Justin soon followed after the man, lying on top of him. "Well since you offered." He licked JC's cheek, dragging his tongue toward the full mouth of JC.
JC readily opened his succulent mouth, pulling his best friend's tongue into his hot cavern. "Mmm, you taste like chocolate," he mumbled in between kisses. He and Justin groped each other wildly, anxious to touch any part of their body that they could. JC ran his hands under Justin's blue Oxford shirt, "Let's get this off shall we?"
The lawyer raised his chest off of JC's for a bit to unbutton his shirt and throw it to the floor. JC leaned his head forward to suck on Justin's chest. "Hey what about you? I want you naked." Justin hungrily stated.
JC laughed in his throat. "Me too babe." He pushed Justin off his body and stood up. Justin whipped off his belt and watched JC strip his clothes off. JC quickly peeled the white t-shirt off his skin and made sure Justin watched him take off his pants. The stonewashed frayed jeans hung low on Josh's meager hips. "Like what you see?" Josh asked coyly.
Justin almost drooled. He watched as Joshua slowly pulled his pants over his stiff cock, which was quite magnificent in size. "My God JC your cock is...it's," Justin couldn't even form words as he took in the sheer girth. It had to be about nine inches or so.
"Begging to be in your mouth," JC finished for the stupefied blonde.
"You shave?" He asked in wonderment, taking in the hairless hefty package.
"Wax, darling." The jeans swooped past his milky thighs and touched the floor. He stepped out of the confinement and walked toward the silent attorney. "Hello Justin? Naked JC here," he pointed to his body, "Suck me and fuck me," he smiled.
He brought his hand to the top of Justin's pants because the lawyer was not answering. JC dropped the pants on the floor and ordered the man to, "Step out of them, Justin." The man did as he was told. "Ooh yummy cock," JC drooled. He watched it pulsate. Just as he was getting ready to slide out of his black dress socks, JC quickly negated. "Leave them on."
"No problem," Justin smiled shyly.
"Oh no you're not gonna act all shy now. I've got plans for you and your mouth and then your dick and maybe not in that order. So let's get it on," JC fell back onto the sofa and held onto Justin's hand, bringing the man on top of him. The two began to sinuously rub their bodies together creating a sex filled haze around them.
Then Justin had to break it. "Wait."
"No wait. Just do," JC sexily replied. He rolled his hips into Justin's.
"No man. The leather is sticking to my skin and its Corinthian leather. I refuse to sweat it up. So why don't we spread something under you?" Justin offered.
"You really are gay," JC murmured flatly and then he licked the blonde's mouth. The two rose from the chair once again and Justin spread the blanket that was folded on the back of the couch. Once the knitted blanket covered the entire length of cushions, JC laid back down, facing Justin. "Now suck me," he palmed his lengthy erection, milking himself.
"What about foreplay?"
"We'll save that for next time. Suck me off," his voice quivered as he got into his ministrations.
Justin sunk into the covered cushion. His mouth automatically went to the sticky head. He never sucked someone of JC's size but he was going to fit as much as he could into his mouth. With one hand supporting the base and the other fingering the man's large balls, Justin got to work. The spurting head slid upward on his tongue as he slowly sucked inch by delicious inch of the heated shaft. Justin opened his eyes and looked upward to the brunette's face. He nearly came from the sight. JC was sweaty and had his wavy hair stuck to his face. The brunette's eyes had a lustful glaze to them and to say that JC was beautiful was an understatement.
JC twisted his legs around Justin's back, loving the wonderful sensations his new lover caused. "Harder," he groaned and thrust his hips into Justin's vacuum-like mouth, slightly choking the unprepared man. Justin held down the pumping hips and reluctantly brought his mouth to the tip, lightly dragging his teeth along the way. Justin sucked on the head and then kissed it with his cherry red lips.
"I want inside of you now," he growled. JC nodded and pulled for the man to come up. He wanted Justin inside of him now as well. Justin tongued the man's mouth and let JC taste himself.
"We need lube," he breathed into JC's mouth. He writhed between JC's open legs.
"No. You are not getting up now. No one leaves this chair until they have cum," JC moaned.
"Do you have lube then?" Justin brought his mouth to JC's exposed throat and nibbled.
JC looked around for some sort of lubrication, cursing Justin in his mind. Why did he even need it? He could have spat on his--
And then, he saw it. "Don't worry Justin we have something," he purred.
"What's that?" He said into Joshua's skin.
"Ben and Jerry," he said as he reached over to the coffee table and grabbed the ice cream container while he and Justin humped each other.
"I'm not using ice cream!"
"It's fun. Trust me on it," JC advised. "Ease up a bit." Justin lifted himself off of the other man's chest and kneeled over the man. JC dipped a finger and licked the melted mess off his finger while staring directly into Justin's eyes. "Yum." He dipped his hand inside and slathered the Brownie Batter ice cream on Justin's shaft, mixing the cream and the precum together. JC pumped the cock with the incredibly sticky lather. He pulled his hand away and licked his hand. "This is even better. You taste good with chocolate, baby." He brought his chocolate hand to his own entrance and inserted two fingers. He opened his asshole, stretching the muscle. When he was done, he moaned, "Now fuck me."
Justin brushed JC's hand away and lined himself against the recently stretched opening. He pushed his ice cream coated dick inside his best friend. He couldn't help but to thrust as deep as he could. The ice cream made his cock move slower. Every time he moved backward, it felt as if JC's ass was pulling him back inside. He couldn't get enough of the sensations. "Oh Josh. You. You're," Justin called out with his eyes tightly closed.
JC pressed up and Justin moved his hips down. "Told you," he panted. The ice cream lube ran out of JC's hole and onto the blanket. "Oh God. Right there, baby."
Justin kept his angle and speed, pressing JC's sweet spot. "There?" He drew out and plunged back inside, impaling his stiff penis inside. "Shit," he breathed. He burrowed himself as deep as he could, enjoying the slurping sounds their fucking made.
JC brought his hand between their groins and stroked his shaft. "Don't you fucking stop." Justin knew he was not going to last much longer. He sped up his movements as did JC. "Fuck. Fuck!"
"I am. I am baby." Justin felt that familiar tingle in his loins. He began to come deep inside his new lover. Once JC felt Justin's semen inside of him, he began to come as well, wetting their lower stomachs.
"I knew we would be good together," JC smiled.