"Fuck you, Lance," Chris, replied quite calmly. He and his friends walked up to their friend's house. Chris, Lance and Joey were visiting their friend JC.
Well it was more like meddling than visiting but JC's friends were curious as to what was keeping their friend, JC so occupied. JC had gotten a maid about three weeks ago and he hasn't been in contact with his buddies since.
"I am against this whole plan," Lance argued, "JC is probably asleep or busy or something. I don't see why we have to harass him. When he wants to talk to us, he'll talk to us."
"Then why are you here?" Joey asked. Lance shrugged, "I have nothing better to do." "Sure," Chris smirked, "you're nosy too. Besides, what in the fuck would keep JC busy? He doesn't work anymore since he won the fucking lottery…lucky asshole," Chris muttered. "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Why are we standing in front of JC's house on his porch like a bunch of dummies?" Joey pointed out. "I for one am not dumb, you two on the other hand…" Lance drawled. "Didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up?" Chris poised his hand to knock on the door but turned around to glare at the blonde man. "No actually Chris you said 'Fuck You'." Lance sarcastically replied and grinned. "I'm gonna knock your damn teeth out," Chris threatened and turned away from the door, ready to strike the taller man down. "Hey you two keep your repressed antics for the bedrooms. Before you two even protest, I know frustrated men when I see it and then there's you two," Joey held his hands up in the air between the shorter men, "Now let's not act like fools in front of JC's house. This is a stuffy neighborhood...they might call the cops." "I don't date or fuck elves, Joey so you're wrong." "Well I don't date or fuck...country ass hicks that are in definite need of a tan, so JOEY you're wrong," Chris snootily replied while giving Lance the bird. "Why don't you shove it up your ass," Lance warned. Joey hurriedly rang the door bell before it got ugly in front of JC's house, "Hey, Hey, Hey, can you two cut it out? I rang the bell so you guys have to quit it now." A faint "coming" could be heard through the intricately carved cherry wood and crystal door. The door opened up and slender man smiled toothily when he saw his friends standing on his porch. "Hey guys! Welcome to mi casa! Come on in, come on in," he invited while standing to the side of the doorway to let his friends pass him by. "Hey Jace! Nice digs," Joey called out while taking in the grandeur of the house. "Joshua, it's been too long," Lance said as he hugged his friend, "Thanks for letting us in." "Yeah, JC. You don't know your friends anymore," Chris stood in front the curly haired brunette. "Excuse Chris, Joshua. He's been overcome by his pig hormones today," Lance filled in while glaring at the stocky man. "Get fucked Lance," he turned to stare at JC, "Why haven't you called us Jace? We're not good enough or something?" Chris placed his hands on his hips. "What? Of course not, Chris. I don't that I'm better than you guys. I haven't even been out of the house since the last three weeks. I've been busy." "Busy?" Chris asked, not buying it, "Busy doing what?" JC blushed heavily and placed his hands in the back pockets of his jeans. He began to rock back and forth slightly. "That's none of your business," Lance admonished. "Really Chris, if he said he was busy than he was busy. Besides this house is big as fuck and looks to be fully decorated," Joey stated. "How about we go into the living room?" JC asked. His friends nodded and JC led the way. "Damn man this place is sweet," Joey breathed out in awe. "Thanks man," JC brought them into the spacious neutral colored living room, "Have a seat guys." He sat down in a caramel leather armchair and the others sat in the large leather sofa. Joey made sure to sit between Lance and Chris before another cat fight began. "So, Josh you're house is beautiful. It must be hell for your maid to clean all of this," Lance held his hands in the air, "on her own." "Well...see..." JC nervously began. "Yeah Jace, did you hire that maid? Is she hot?" Joey asked, "I know you're gay so you won't mind if I date the babe. She is a hottie, right? I mean it's ok if she's a little old but not like my mom old-you know?" "And you wonder why you're still single." "It's cause I choose to be single. So I don't wonder. Stop being bitchy, Lance. If you just jump Chris' bones and quit lying to yourself, you'd be much more happier and less sexually frustrated." "Why are you so hung up on me and Chris? There's no me and Chris, Joey. I'm not frustrated," Lance complained. "Sure," Joey deadpanned, "Chris, do you protest my statement too?" "Shut the fuck up Joe. Go back to talking about the maid. Where is she JC? Why didn't she answer the door?" "Well...you see guys. The maid...well the maid...isn't what you might expect. You see-" JC did not finish the rest of his statement because someone else walked into the room. "Dude there's a naked man in the living room," Joey announced in utter shock. "Thanks for pointing out the obvious," Lance smirked while checking the buff young stud out was not entirely naked. He had a pair of white Pumas and tube socks on. As well as a white lace trimmed maid's apron over his groin. Barely over his groin. "Um, Jace...I am seeing what I'm seeing, right?" Chris gulped. "Yeah, you see guys, I-" "Oh my God, he's naked," Joey screamed. "I can see his two balls and baseball bat. Oh my shit!" he covered his eyes with his hands. The naked man smiled at the trio on the couch and possessively stared at his boss. "You see guys...this is Justin," JC began to explain. "Great, naked man has a name," Joey called out from behind his hands. "His name should be Sweet Cheeks, with an ass like that," Chris mumbled to himself appreciatively. "Hey, I can hear you," Joey bemoaned. "Like I give a shit," Chris deadpanned and stared at the young man who was damn near drooling at JC. "Well Justin is my maid. Well he's more of a butler," JC stopped looking at his employee for assurement. "Maid's fine," Justin smiled. "He sure is," Chris and Lance whispered at the same time. Joey moaned in fear from behind his hands. JC beamed, "Well, Justin's a naked maid. I know, I know before I hear the complaints-" "You won't hear any complaints from me," Chris whispered. "Amen," Lance whispered back. The two shared a smile and then watched the naked young man's ass, which was facing the sofa "Um, I am complaining," Joey called out from in between the two gay men. "Well then move to the other corner," Lance ordered from the right side of the sofa. "I will. Chris wanna switch?" Joey asked. But before he could finish his question, the elfin like man moved from the farther corner of the couch and sat next to Lance to ogle the naked specimen. "Thanks," Joey called out, cowering in the corner but keeping his eyes shut. "Well Justin here is the best qualified for the job. Besides he's been so great these past couple of weeks. I didn't look for a naked maid though, guys. I know it may take some time getting used to it but after awhile you don't even notice it." "I bet," Lance and Chris whispered under their breath. "Hey straight man, here," Joey raised his hand in the air. His still closed. "Unfortunately," Lance quipped. Chris gave the blonde a high five. "So Josh, where did you find Justin?" Justin turned to look at Lance and grimaced. He did not like anyone calling his boss 'Josh'. Only he did when they were together. He sat in JC's lap staring down the blonde man. The gay men widened their eyes, "Uh, Joshua man? He does that too?" Nope, Justin did not like them calling the slender man 'Joshua' either. He wiggled his backside in the older man's lap and groaned in his throat. He needed him now. "It's ok, baby." JC tried to comfort the young man. "Baby?" Joey asked in trepidation. He was afraid to open his eyes even more now. "Yo, Josh man, what's going on?" Chris asked. Justin was getting antsy and began to stroke his ass rapidly in JC's lap. He did not want JC's friends here. Just him and his Josh. Joshua knowing how jealous his maid could get, hurriedly licked his middle finger and stuck it in the young man's bottom, calming the employee very much. Justin opened his eyes and stared at JC's friends like a cat who got its cream. He dared them to call his Joshua's name again. "Joshua?" Lance asked, his eyes bugged out. Chris was stumped for words. "What the hell is going on in here?" Joey asked blindly. Justin began to ride the man's finger, not caring who was in front of him. This was his Josh and he didn't care who knew about it. "I think you guys better call me JC," Joshua warned the trio. "Why, Josh?" Chris asked staring at the maid humping JC's digit. Justin growled and began to furiously bounce up and down on the appendage, making his flimsy apron flutter in the air, more than showing his extended privates. "Well I don't think Justin likes it when you call me that. It makes him…upset," JC finished off shortly while tilting his neck for Justin to nip and suck. Watching the not-so-private pair was more than arousing Lance and Chris. Joey however cringed when hearing the guttural moans coming from Justin. Lance decided to test his boundaries and wanted to see how far the couple would go. It got him free gay porn. "Josh?" the deep voiced man asked. Chris smacked the spiky haired man on his shoulder, "What are you doing? Didn't you hear JC tell you to quit it?" "Yes I did you slow motherfucker," Lance glared. "Think about it…when in our pathetic lives will we get to watch free live gay porn?" The wheels in Chris' head were turning. Why as a matter of fact- "Joshua?" he called out. Justin's hand began slide itself to JC's pants zipper and slid it down. "My Joshua," he muttered. "I know baby, I know," he soothingly whispered, still a bit conscious of his friends. "How about we go upstairs, honey?" "Now, Joshua. Need my Josh now," Justin announced and Justin lifted himself off JC's finger and turned his back to his audience while straddling JC's lap yet again. "Justin, baby, I want to give it to you too but can we wait for the guests to leave," JC asked while Justin sat up to pull the older man's boxers and pants down to his ankles. "Nuh-uh need Joshua," Justin whined as he gripped Joshua's erection. He slathered the precome up and down the cock making JC and himself moan. Justin raised his semen-coated palm to his lips and licked it. Chris and Lance moaned from hearing the slick, slurping sound. JC's eyes were crossed from the pleasure. Justin left some of his saliva on his hand and mixed the spit along with Joshua's juices, making a makeshift lube. When he felt that Joshua was lathered enough, Justin inserted two of his sticky fingers between his legs, inside his tight pink pucker, stretching himself for what was to come. Literally. "Uh, guys?" Joey called out in fear. No one answered. They were either busy staring or planning to get busy. "Uh, guys, how about we leave now?" Joey asked loudly, eyes still clamped shut. Justin took his fingers out of himself and raised his ass up and hovered over JC's dick. He carefully slid down Joshua's shaft, filling him self with the hot, hard, flesh. "Mine," the maid purred as he buried himself on the dick. Justin wiggled back and forth alerting his lover he was more than ready, his erection tickling JC's belly. "I know," Joshua panted and he thrusted up into the tight inner walls of Justin's bottom. Justin began to ride. He bounced up and down on the penis, squeaking "My Josh" the entire time. To prove to the visiting guests that "Josh" was his and his alone. He squeezed his ass muscles around JC's cock, making the two moan and shuddered. "I'm coming baby," JC sweated and thrusted like there was no tomorrow. Justin grinded himself down onto the man wanting to milk Joshua for all he was worth. Justin threw his arms around Joshua's shoulders, giving his gyrations all that that he had, feeling an impending orgasm in the works. "Oh my God," Joey screamed. "Mine…my Josh! Mine! My Josh!" Justin screamed as he came all over their chests, wetting his apron as well. "Jesus," JC groaned, as he came not to far behind Justin. The two were still quaking in their aftermath as their friends sat in awe on the leather couch. "So this is what the two you did during those weeks. Huh Josh?" Chris asked bashfully. He could not believe what he witnessed. Neither did Lance, who was stunned into orgasmic shock. Joey, poor Joey, was stunned into silence, afraid at what he might see should he open his eyes. JC felt Justin's shaft quiver at the mere mention of his name. "Uh-oh," JC said aloud, still panting along with a boneless Justin in his lap. "What's wrong, Josh?" Lance asked, forgetting about the reaction his calling JC 'Josh' would cause. "Um guys?" JC asked softly while Justin began to twitch on his ass buried dick. "What?" Chris asked. "Don't take this the wrong way but could you guys leave?" JC moaned his last word as he felt hard flesh underneath the apron that was stuck to his abdomen. "Oh no! I'm not staying for round two!" Joey announced as he blindly stood up and walked away from the panting and moaning direction, bumping blindly into furniture. "But?" "Not butts, no asses, no behinds, no fucking mentioning of gluteus maximus in front of Joey, okay?" Joey announced. "We're leaving! Bye Josh and Justin!" "Shit," JC called out as Justin wrapped his Puma clad feet around his waist. "Damn it!" Chris pouted as he and Lance got up from the couch to help Joey to the door. "No fair." "Well, how about we try out our own naked maid service at my place?" Lance wickedly suggested. "I bet I look good in an apron," he whispered. But he wasn't low enough. "Nooooooooo!" Joey howled as if in pain, cringing from Lance's touch as he helped him. The trio found their way to the door and opened. "It's a deal," Chris winked to the blonde. "Uh, Josh do you want us to lock the door?" he called out. Josh with a humping Justin on his stiffening shaft, wrapped around his waist was making his way to the door. "Yeah, I got it. You guys be safe," he panted out. "No prob, Josh," Chris called out and walked with his buddies to the car. A loud "Shit" could be heard from the doorway. It seemed the last 'Josh' got Justin on the edge and he threw JC on the tiles and screwed him into the floor. The End