WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read.

Title: We Need To Have Sex Right Now
By: Minerva McTabby
Email: minervamctabby@yahoo.com.au
FF.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=148660
Category: Humor, Filk
Notes: A filk response to Telanu's first line challenge: "We need to have sex right now." This is dedicated to Telanu and JayKay, with much giggling.
Disclaimers: All Harry Potter related characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and Warner Brothers; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only.

To the tune of "Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison

We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!

But it's gonna need plotting,
A whole lot of heavy plotting,
It's gonna need credible plotting,
To do it right, Snape.
It's gonna need angst,
A whole fic of slashy angst.
It's gonna need build-up and angst,
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,
To do it right!

We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!

So let's see if Lupin's free,
Give Harry a cup of tea,
We know if Snape puts his mind to it
We know that he really can do it.

We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!
We need to have sex right now!

But it's gonna need writing,
A whole lot of brilliant writing
It's gonna need steamy hot writing,
To do it right, Snape.
It's gonna need smut,
A whole lot of luscious smut.
It's gonna need details and smut,
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it,
To do it right!

We need to have sex right now!
[repeat ad infinitum]