quotes!
"wanna wrastle? i can make ya squeal like a piggy"- rugrats
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"magoogle is me name!! i like to sing and dance. won't u come a dance vith ur favorite island frog"- Max Keebles Big Move
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"if i could make any soda i would make one called magoogle and i would have the magoogle challege. people would taste and say 'ewww thats disgusting' and i would say 'HAHA thats pepsi and coke not magoogle' and really they both would be magoogle and everyone would go buy my product"- miranda
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"if the bubble pops to the left then you will have positive chi"- miranda's made up fortune
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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"damn those beret wearing fruits"- matt (discussing the french, me personally, i like berets...haha)
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the only thing worse than being from Idaho is to be from New Jersey- Maurine and miranda
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NUKE NEW JERSEY!- Maurine
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only losers are from new jersey- maurine and miranda
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"kick ass!"- matt haha
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we r the knights who say....Ni!!!!
Im the queen of Ni!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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The way I see it, kids need exercise more than they need ice cream. So when I worked as an ice cream man, driving an ice cream truck, I would try to drive fast enough that the kid wouldn't catch me, but not so fast that he'd give up right away. Some kids will chase you for eight or nine blocks.
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The best fruit in the world would be sweet, seedless, and scream when you ate it.
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
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But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Which of the three are you?
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
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Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
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Don't judge a book by it's movie
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.
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"Im an angry gumballl, so jealous and high strung"- Trident commercial
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"R u gellin?
Im gellin like a fellin!
Theres no tellin how much im gellin!!
Im like Magelan im so gellin!!!
Im gellin like a fellon!!!
Hey ellen u gellin?"
-Dr.Scholls commercial
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y does barney want a kiss and a hug from the children in his song?
-Miranda
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"blow it up and it'll work right"-matt
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"isnt it funny how if you yell 'HELP ME!!' not as many people turn around to see whats happening then if u said 'IM NAKED!!!'"- miranda
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"if a telemarketer ever calls and asks if ur parents are home, i think it would be funny to say 'NO THEY WERE KILLED BY YOUR STUPIDITY!!!' and then hang up"-miranda
