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Sean: In a few seconds we'll be sipping on some crys’ and watching the 2003 MTV Movie Awards.
Justin: Quit playing around, Sean.
Sean: I’m not, dude, my key won’t fit.
Keymaker: You must be the ones.
Justin: Oh, cool. It’s the super’.
Keymaker: Actually I'm the Keymaker. Don’t worry you’ll be inside in just a moment.
Sean: Awesome! Thanks.
Keymaker: What's happening hot stuffs?
Sean: Err... Dude....
Justin: Where the hell are we?
Guy from Zion: Your in Zion, Baby.
Sean: What is this place?
Guy from Zion: Duh. Its obviously an underground city where the last remaining humans live and the robots are coming to kill us. Doesn’t that just make you wanna party? YEAH!
Justin: Dude, lets get out of here.
Sean: I don’t know, man. These girls are pretty hot. Check it out, you can totally see their nipples.
Guy from Zion: Ohmygod! There's Morpheus! Woo!!!! I love you, Morpheus!!!
Morpheus: Silence! Zion, hear me.
Guy from Zion: He’s having a huge orgy in his place tonight or at least that's what many of us have heard.
Morpheus: It is true what many of you have heard.
Crowd: *Cheers*
Guy from Zion: Yeah. Morpheus, what can we expect at this orgy?
Morpheus: Machines.
Justin: Man, I'm out.
Sean: Sounds kinda kinky-- Ow ow ow...
Andy Dick: Look, I'll see you guys there and bring plenty of lube’!
Justin: *Laughs*
Sean: What?
Justin: Nothing.
Sean: Great, an infinite hallway of doors.
Justin: One of these has to lead back to your apartment.
Sean: You know wha? You try that one, I need to use this one.
Neo: I see Trinity and something happens, something bad. And she starts to fall and then I wake up.
Oracle: Now that's fucked up.
Justin: I am so sorry to interrupt you guys, but I'm really lost...
Oracle: Wait a minute, you that boy from N*sync. What happen to your jerry curl, man? That was a good look, now that was hot. You know them boys right?
Neo: I've never heard of them.
Oracle: You’ve never heard of N’sync?
Neo: No.
Oracle: Those boys can dance. Come on, man, show 'im your moves.
Justin: Do I have to?
Oracle: I'm the oracle, dammit.
Neo: If I had to guess, I'd say your a program from the machine world.
Justin: Na, man. I'm just doing the robot. Here you should try it.
Oracle: Yeah.. work it. Come on, Neo, go get in there man. Do the robot.
Neo: Why?
Oracle: Come on, man. You the one, you the one, you can do it all.
Neo: No.
Oracle: Come on, man. No more orogarto, Mr. Roboto.
Justin: You- can- do- da- robot- with- JT.
Neo: What if I can’t, what happens if I fail?
Justin: Ok, dude, lighten up for real. It’s just the robot.
Neo: No, I can’t do that, I won’t.
Oracle: Well, hell I will. Talk to me boy, don’t be scared.
Justin: Oh, God.
Oracle: Oh, do the part, do the naked part.
Agent Sean: Missster Timberlake.
Justin: Mr. William Scott.
Oracle: You the guy that got peed on in American pie. Oh you hitting the spot. How big is your fist, good lord. Hey wait a minute, man. This shit is dry clean only.
Agent Sean: You’ll like being a dude.
New Agent Sean: I do.
Justin: That is a shit load of stifflers.
Agent Sean: Stop...... hitting...... yourself ...... who farted?
Agents: pww *lauhing*
Agent Sean: Seans! Control yourselves.... Let's get Misster Timberlake
Agents: Sean pile... Sean pile.... Jerk wad.... Sean pile... etc.
Agent Sean: Wet willy, Mister Timberlake?
Sean: Ow, Justin, you really hit me. That is so not cool.
Architect: Hello, I've been waiting for you three.
Neo: Who are you?
Justin: Yeah, who are you?
Architect: I am the Architect. But, please, call me Larry.
Sean: Hey, Larry
Justin: Larry.
Architect: I created the Matrix... and several popular video games including Q*Bert and Dick Duck
Justin: Remember that?
Sean: Yeah.
Architect: I didn’t create Frogger, however, I came up with the name "Frogger." Can you believe they were going to call it "Highway Crossing Frog"?
Sean: That is so lame
Architect: I know, it’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard of... “Highway Crossing Frog”...
Neo: Why am I here?
Sean: Yeah, why are we here?
Architect: Is there an echo in here?
Echo: Is there an echo in here?
Architect: The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you ineradicably remain human. Ergo, concededly, vis-a-vis-- You know what? I have no idea what the hell I’m saying... but I thought it would make me sound cool...
Neo: You haven’t answered my question.
Architect: I’m feeling a little venerable right now so you just need to chill out. Can you do that? I appreciate that, thank you. Now originally, Neo was the chosen one to host the show, but hosting is a full time commitment and he’s been a little distracted lately. Neo: Trinity.
Architect: See what I’m talking about? That’s why I brought in Sean and Justin because you, my friend, are completely pussy whipped.
Sean/ Justin: Oooh...
Neo: Bullshit
TV Neo’s: Bullshit
Architect: Watch the sass, Captain Sassypants.
Sean: Yeah, you're kind of spazing out, dude.
Neo: You haven’t answered my question.
Architect: Yes I did, you see what I--
Neo: You haven’t answered my--
Architect: I’m trying to, you need to just let me talk--
Neo: Why am I here?
Architect: Urg.... Would you shut up?
Neo: You won’t let it...
Architect: No, you won’t let it! I’m the one who talks. Okay? Mouth shut, ears open.
Neo: You haven’t answered...
Architect: You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair. Ergo, open your yapper one more time and I’m gonna architect a WORLD OF PAIN all over your candy arse ERGO, VIS-A-VIS
Neo: This is about...
Architect: CONCORDANTLY. Justin, I apologise, I don’t usually like to use my big voice.
Justin: That’s alright, dog, just tell us how to get to the movie awards.
Architect: There are two doors. The door on your left leads sissy boy here back to his bitch. Uh huh. What’s up, G? You can't handle it. The door on your right leads you to the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, and the mini is for Muffin to go out and piddle. What uh? AH UH! Hey. No. You.... are bizarre...
Sean: Hey, thanks Lar’
Architect: Don’t mention it. Oh, and, hey, go host the shit out of that show.
Justin: Boom.
Neo: If I were you...
Architect: Bite your tongue, bite it.
Neo: I would hope that we don’t met again.
Architect: Why'd you say that? I thought I told you to shut up. I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!
