|[ Scene - the scene opens up to a dark room, seemingly a basement, where theres only a light.. one very dim, swinging over head light, and the puppet master being Mick Foley. ]|

| " Hardkore Legend " | Mick Foley -- " Welcome to my own sancuary. Welcome to mick Foley's HAPPY PLACE! Ya see.. The Royal Rumble I'll be walking, limping, down that ramp... and I'lle nter that ring. I'll step through those ropes, and I'll bring pain to some certain individuals. One of those certain individuals being that fried fruit cake, Kane! KAne.. let me ask you something you homely son of a bitch! Don't you see the reprocusions of your actions? Don't you understand that what you've done will back fire? Kane you don't seem to understand.. I'm the oen who decides what your fate it.. Not Vince McMahon.. Not Shane McMahon.. Me. See I see your fate of bllod, tears, heartship.. and pain. You won;t beat me kane.. you just wont.. "

|[ Scene - The light starts to short circuit, as yous ee MIck Foley sitting in a rocking chair in the far corner.. ]|

| " Hardkore Legend " | Mick Foley -- " the fact of the matter is Kane.. I'm not normal. Note ven close. See Mrs. Foley produced a weird, child. An unautordox being, a creature into this harmfulw orld. I couldn't adjust. It was impossible to adjust. But In order to adjust, I became even sick, and hurtful then the world! Ya see kane.. I'm more than hardcore. I'm more than just a person. I'm an underdog. Don't you see all my body is, is a crash dummy. I can endure everything you have kane, plus more! "

|[ Scene - Foley starts to look around, just chuckeling to himself. ]|

| " Hardkore Legend " | Mick Foley -- " Ya see Kane.. its really simple. Really funny too. Do you think I won't make fun of you. Do you think that I won't feel the pain? Kane.. Let me tell you something. Your a nothing, a nobody! Your nothing on Mrs. Foley's baby boy! Royal Rumble my first victory will be against you. My first PPV Victory will seal the fate of the ravenous monster that lives off of fear. Well Kane, the fear stops here and now! I don't fear you, I don't care about you.. I don't even like you. The point being Mick Foley will be victorious! "

|[ Scene - Mick Foley gets up from the old rocker, tehn walks to the corner of the musty, empty room, the light starting to short more rapidly.. ]|

| " Hardkore Legend " | Mick Foley -- " Now Kane.. you won't be the only victim of my madness. The only non-survivor of the hell spawned matches I'm involved in. You see after I bury my fingers down your throat Kane, and you submit to my pain!, then I will eliminate every man who steps in my way. Don't you see Cena.. your not good enough anymore to be champion! You havent reached that level of intensity! I on the other hand have. Cena.. That world title shot is as good as mine.. not yours, Kanes, or anyone elses but mine! "

|[ Scene - Foley plops down to the floor, and starts to shake, and rock back and forth. ]|

| " Hardkore Legend " | Mick Foley -- " Cena.. Taker... Kane.. it doesnt matter. I will be crwoned numbe rone contender. I will main tain main event status. I will be the absolute best I can be. See.. Guys like Chris Jericho.. they just need there body ripped and torn apart shred by shred, layer by layer! I've been in enough matche sto know a victory or a loss.. and I see victory in both of my matches on this Pay per View event! See.. To even think people like you.. becoming the number one contender sickens me. It makes me absolutely sick. And I'm one sick son of a bitch.. and I cant even stomache it! SO KANE THE ROYAL RUMBLE YOUR TIME IS UP.. AND WITH THE ROYAL RUMBLE ROLLING AROUND? Please.. "

|[ Scene - With a high pitched squawk, and a few punches to the face and head of himself, Mick Foley mutters out.. ]|

| " Hardkore Legend " | Mick Foley -- " HAVE A NICE DAY!! "

|[ Scene - The light just blows up, as the room is filled with total darkness as foley just laughs to himself over and over. ]|