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Prologue -
In batista's last nLw promo, unexpectedly he meets up with Steve Irwin, a.k.a the Crocodile Hunter. This time, After his celebrity experience, he decides to do another WAGER from Stacy and Randy Orton, to visit and Anger Management Class. His lats promo, Batista under the odd obstacles, still got his point through to all the teams in the Turmoil match. With his third, and final promo, he then gets ready for one hell of a challenge and match for him. ]|
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Scene - The nLw cameras come back from a Y J Stinger commercial, as you see from Earlier today, in the upper right hand corner. You see a long, white stretch limo arrive at an old Building, with a billboard of 'ANger Foreclosure'. The limo stops, as the driver gets out and opens Batista's door. The camera's Role, as Batista starts to walk up to the front doors, then begins on.. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Well Hello. Welcome back everyone. Today, as you can see, I've taken another bet for Stacy & Randy. Anger Management? Me? Please. Anyway, lets walk inside. "
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The door opens, as Batista steps in first, looks around, and then see's a sign that says 'Class Up Stairs'. Batista shrugs, then walks up the stairs, talking to the camera. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " I guess the fun begins up stairs huh? Well, what are we doing down here? Let's have some Fun. "
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Batista chuckles, weirdly enough as if we've caught him in a good mood.. Batista walks up the stiars, was he looks back and then says.. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Well? Are you guys comin'? Lets go already! "
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Batista nods his head, then continues up the stairs as the camera's follow. You see a Huge glass door, with a sign hanging from the door knob, Class in Session . Batista smiles, then opens the Door, to see a small room, with not many people inside. One man sits down, as another man stands up, and begins to talk. ]|
| " Anger Victim " | Adam Sandler -- " I'm not Doin this Jack.. There aint No way, No how buddy! "
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You see an older man stand up, and Looks at his clip board. The man then begins to speak. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " Look Adam.. I know its hard. But the first step is always admitting you have a problem. So, atke that first stepperoo! "
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You see Batista crack a grin, and try to hold back some laughter, and Jack Nicholson takes attention to him. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " Ah Yes. Dave Batista. Fashionably late are we? But don't worry.. thats fine. Being late isn't a thing of anger. Now I have to start over... my whole class... because YOU WANTED TO BE LATE! THATS NOT VERY NICE DAVE!! "
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You see Jack Nicholson start to get frustrated as Batista gets an un-understanding look on his face, then begins. again ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Whoa geeze calm down Buddy. You just said it wasn't a problem.. nothing to shit your ultra-durable depends about. "
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " Right.. Right.. athst right. SO Now I have to re-start my class on Anger Management. Thats fine.. I won't mind.. not at all.. Take your seat.. "
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Yeah.. yeah alright.. so what do I have to do here? "
| " Anger Victim " | Adam Sandler -- " Try not to piss off people.. and be able to walk out of here in one piece. "
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " You have somethin to say to be Halfwit? Huh? Do ya? Punk? "
| " Anger Victim " | Adam Sandler -- " Yea I do.. My foot right to your nuts! Hows that Buddy? "
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Batista, almost sitting down, steps back up and moves over to Adam sandler. Jack gets between them, and gets Batsita to settle down as Adam Sandler sticks his toungue out at Batista, then give shim the Finger. Batista, furious Almost Cracks him off the face, but Jack stops him. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " I can tell you have some built up anger there Batista. If you keep it all bottle dup, you'll explode like a lose Cannon! Now.. Just Be like Adam, and Stand up, and Say 'Hi my name is Batista, and I have Anger Issues'. Go ahead. "
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " If it'll get thsi class done with.. Yea, I'm Batista, and I have Anger Problems. Happy? "
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Jack Nicholson gets pissed off.. and picks up a glass figurine he had on his desk. He chucks the thing at a wall, nearly hitting Batista. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " What in the hell is your problem?! I stood up, I admitted I had Anger Issues. what else do you want? "
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Jack Nicholson hangs his head, then puts it back up smiling, then begins. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " I thought I told you.. ANGER.. Issues.. I didn't say.. ANGER PROBLEMS!! AND YOU WONDER WHY I'M CRAPPING MY DEPENDS DO YOU?! I SAID ISSUES!! NOT PROBLEMS!! "
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Jack Nicholson Picks up a Potted Plant, and tosses it the ground. He starst to scream, and starts stomping on the plant. Batista gets a psyched out look on his face, as he Talks again. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Christ and people say I have Issues.. This guys a total jackass. I don't even see how this is going to help me in my Supernatural Match.. "
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You see a paper ball hit batista off the back of the head, and You see Dam Sandler smirking, trying not to laugh. Batista see's him, and takes off his shoe, and tosses it to adam, hitting him off the head. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Hows that Halfwit huh? HUH? "
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Batista starts to get really agitated, as Adam Sandler picks up his Notebook, and rolls it up, cracking Batista off the face with it. Jack Nicholson calms down, chuckles, then sits down, letting the two settle this for themselves. ]|
| " Anger Victim " | Adam Sandler -- " Listen up You Genetic Moron. You want some of this? eh? Big nLw Superstar huh? Yea your a biiiig man! Come on! Hit me! "
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Batista laughs Right in Adams face, then when Adam steps on his foot, Batista looks up, not smiling, and Punches Adam Sandler right in the Ribs. Batista laughs, as he spits on Adam, then sits back down, as Jack stands up. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " Hey hey! In this class we don't use Fists. We use words. Now if Words don't work, then you pick up a desk, and you just keep ramming their faces into it. When you keep pounding,a nd pounding, and punding until their teeth fall out of their Face! THATS WHAT YOU DO!! "
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Batista looks down at Adam sandler, then Gets up. Batista walks over to him, then heads towards the door to leave. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " Whoa. Who said you could leave? I haven't evaluated your illness. Now.. Your Gonna sit down.. and your gonna stay here until I've evaluated you.. GOT IT?! "
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " Look Moron.. I don't ahve time for this Bull. I have a tag team match up at Supernatural, and you shittin your pants, and this doof on the floor isn't helping my 'anger'. So I'm Outta here. "
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Batista goes to Leave, But Jack Nicholson picks up his clipboard, and breaks it over the back of Batista's neck. Batista stumbles one step, then turns around quickly. Jack Nicholson is itching For Batista to hit him, But Batista stops, then smiles. Jack Smiles too, then they both sit down at their respective seats. ]|
| " Anger Fighter " | Jack Nicholson -- " So now you get it Batista? What I do here, is for you to focus your anger, and foreclose it. Now with your match at Supernatural, with mine, and Adams Help, we can get you angry enough to go in their, and ready to rip guys like La Resistance, New Age Outlaws, whoever you face, to shreds. With my Expertise, and Adam Sandler being how he is, were willing to help. Now everyone besides Adam and Batista leave."
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The rest of the Class leaves, as adam Sandler gets up, staggering a bit, and again Flips off Batista. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " You were saved for one minute.. One day more. But see.. Supernatural the sands in the hour glass hits bottom for all those teams in the Tag Team Turmoil match. So for you my friend, and for all the times, be ready. Be ready for the Thrill of the new Hunt, and your own Renewed fears. So as for the teams in the Match? "
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Batista closes his eyes, then with a snide cruel look on his face says.. ]|
| " Genetic Revolution " | Batista -- " CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED!!! "
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Batista snaps his fingers, as the Crocodile starts to get wild again, and jumps into the pool of water. Batista looks down at him swimming away, then walks back toward the ATV, as we fade out.. ]|
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