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Book 5

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From "The Black Gate Opens"

[The host ride toward the Black Gate to face Sauron's army and gain some time. Pippin is starting to drive Aragorn stark raving mad, it shows on his face]

Pippin:

Oh, come on Aragorn, what is a good march without a good marching song.

Aragorn:

(Finally fed up)

Legolas, what do you think?

Pippin:

Ha! I knew whining a hundred times would work!

(Steers his little pony over to Arod, where Gimli and Legolas are perched)

Come on Legolas, you're an Elf, you're meant to be into songs and stuff! PLEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!

Legolas:

(Eye Roll)

As long as you don't ask Gimli to choose the song, fine.

Pippin:

YIPPEE! I know just the one!

(Singing)

Just whistle while you work

Sauron is a Twerp
He’s Half barmy, so’s his army, why’d they even try
 

[Aragorn]

He’s thinks he is the Lord <hums>
It won’t take long ‘till I come a long and make the dipstick cry

[Eomer]

And when you claim your rule
’Tis he who’ll feel the fool and his force will fall
And soon you’ll have no need for Haseful

[Aragorn: ]

(Spoken)

Oh, no, no, no, no! This horse isn’t Hasful

[Eomer: ]

What is it then?

[Aragorn:]

Either Roheryn or Brego, I’m confused.

[Legolas]

(Singing)

Their hopes are high but Nazgul Fly
Let’s hope Frodo did his work