Ten Things to do on a Transit Bus

1. When the windows are all fogged up draw happy faces all over every single one

2.  When you're sitting in your seat suddenly exclaim that the seats are really comfortable and you just decided to move in

3.  When somebody sits beside you ask them to call you Mrs. Pillsbury Dough Boy. Start a conversation on how he asked you to marry him and how accepted gracefully

4.  Grin evilly at people who are half asleep

5.  Wear a tutu over your pants and at every stop get up from your seat and twirl 3 times while squealing

6.  Come on the bus with your face painted like a lion and roar at people who ask you why you are like that

7.  If you're standing draw a square with white chalk and announce "This is my hotel room. I am planning to stay several stops and perhaps nights."

8.  Breath deeply and pick your nose

9.  Tickle people who are sleeping

10. Before you get off, tell the bus driver that there should be more poles installed on the bus, and insist on showing him all the places where you stuck ABC gum, as a reminder to where you think there should be more poles