Things to do in Gym Class

1.  Skip whenever possible

2.  In football lineups act like a sumo wrestler

3.  When playing capture the flag find a friend and go sit in jail or the middle of the opposing teams side and sing "Kumbaya"

4.  Act rabid and growl at the opposing team like a dog, foam at the mouth too

5.  In tennis make it a point to get the ball over the gym divider into the boy/girl side of the gym

6.  Actually follow the rules of the game and yell at people who are disobeying them

7.  Sing the PMS Song or O Woe is Me while you are a sideline player

8.  When jumping rope swing the rope out in front of you then step over it and repeat

9.  Scream and duck whenever anything comes flying at your head

10. When running from base to base change the way you run whenever you hit a base and walk slowly when heading for home

11. When playing basketball throw the ball backwards over your head to try and make a basket