Twenty Things to do, During an Exam, to Convince People You're a Nutter  

1.  Start a conversation with yourself

2.  Start screaming then sit down and carry on with your test

3.  Pretend you're invisible and start running around the room hitting random people

4.  Start shouting "Shut up, shut up!" and hit your head on the desk

5.  Eat your test paper

6.  Keep throwing your pen at people and tell them it was your imaginary friend

7.  Pretend you're God

8.  Keep swapping seats, if anyone asks why tell them your last one was possessed

9.  Start dancing like a ballerina then jump out the window

10. Start singing anything from the Sound of Music

11. Make spit wads out of your test paper

12. Shout "You are the weakest link!" then run out if the room

13. Read the test out loud like on Who Wants to be a Millionaire

14. Fall asleep

15. Ask if you can phone a friend, do 50-50, or ask the audience

16. Take out a Ouija Board and start speaking to your dead grandmother

17. Claim your late for a date with the white rabbit

18. Tell the examiners doing exams is against your religion

19. Fake an epileptic fit

20. Draw a pentagram on the floor and sell your soul to the devil