WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read. TITLE: Another Ode to Gilderoy BY: Cel EMAIL: sibeliussnape@yahoo.fr PAIRING: Snape/Lockhart CATEGORY: Humor/Parody SUMMARY: A Snape/Lockhart slash poem. DISCLAIMER: All Harry Potter related characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and Warner Brothers; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only. Oh one simple poem oh yes I did write In the bleak and black Of 2 AM last night, Writing reports, I felt the need to flake So badly wanting a break Some time to check my email I did take A success, a sale! Now Lyle wants to see some blackmail, So off I go with his cute lil plotbunny tail! ~~~ Our Gilderoy, the boy is back Sent off last night with a resounding smack It echoed through the dungeon just like a whip-crack Something quite evil dear did Sevvie say Before our hero's efforts so rudely repay'd "First who should I tell that their Gildy is gay?" With a maniacal cackle and a smirk simply sick He said "Dear Gildy, now you'd best think quite quick Elsewise I'll see that this nasty rumour does stick." Such a lady's man, our dear Gilderoy Can't have it out that he likes little boys Disappointed women just make too much noise! Of Sevvie now Gildy was terrible 'fraid, "I'll do anything you like, but just for one day!" He's in for it now, poor Gildy, oy vey! Down to his knees dear Gildy did drop, With a much resounding disgraceful-like flop, And with his tongue, Sevvie's dungeons did mop. From this Sevvie did have quite a laugh He found it so hard not to tell the whole staff, Perhaps they should pay Gildy time-and-a-half! Ah but alas the day was now over, He said "Yes you're through but moreover, You're so cute, think I'll call you Lil' Rover" Alas dear Gildy, oh what can you say? You're now Sevvie's bitch, even if it's cliche Maybe he'll forgive you, yeah maybe, someday. Oh Gilderoy, he's too much man for you You're toast now Gildy, Sev's got it in for you I think you've bit off more than you could, er, chew.   :: HOME :: BY AUTHOR :: BY PAIRING :: LINKS :: LINK TO US :: SSF UPDATE LIST :: VISIT OTHER SSF SHIPS ::