THE TANNING BIBLE: By KM and CH
The Ten Commandments
- Tan in the nude if no one is around. If people are around, just undo bikini straps (to avoid tan lines)
- To tan chest, lie on back with sun behind head
- On windy, cooler sunny days, lie behind bush or building which shields cool winds
- Readjust towel every half hour to be in line with the sun correctly
- Either go for frequent swims, or splash/wetten body every half hour (to attract sun)
- If possible, go out on water (in boat or on floaty thing)
- Spend an even amount of time on both the front of the body and on the back
- If burnt, still tan, yet wear sunscreen on burnt areas
- Focus on areas which don't tan as well
- Do not wear sunglasses
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