McPimp's Beginings

This is Ronald McDonald. Yes, this is the clown who you see in the McDonald commercials. His real name is Ronald Harold. Ronald had a troubled youth growing up, he was always picked on for being a clown. His first job ever was at McDonald's as a janitor. When McDonald's took off they asked him to become the mascot for the new franchise. Becoming a celebrity was exactly what Ronald needed, finally feeling accepted he even changed his last name to Mcdonald. Then the downside of being a celebrity are the rumors. A rumor went around that Ronald was gay. This really upset him, so much that he changed his look and name...

And thus Ronald MacDonald was born! He was one of the most known pimps around. He did what he wanted, whenever he wanted to do it. He went to the gym every day and thats why he got bigger. He had relations with every girl he had his eye on. But only once did he have unprotected sex and this is how the legend was born...

Ronald McPimp