G.I. Joe fighting his way to the top of the pile
Fighting his way through sharp tacks and self denial
Fighting over empty cans
Beating out Lego man
Quick Kick is his name
Climbing this bucket, his game
So get out oh his way or he’ll hit you with his sword
In his battle for the top of the Ouija Board
Bouncy balls won’t stop him
Even when things look grim
Using a shoe lace rope
Not thinking of losing hope
Uh oh here comes Lego man right behind
Neck and neck our hero is in a bind
Here goes a plastic Tyrannosaur
From an age of long before
Lego man takes a bite
Losing his leg in this fight
Now Lego man has handicap
As Quick Kick ascends old gift wrap
Matchbox cars won’t stand in his way
Not even a small mountain of clay
Now our hero is free and clear
To make it to a new frontier
Leaping over shells from a beach
The top of the bucket is just in reach
So that’s the story of our Quick Kick’s quest
Of getting to the top of our childhood toy chest
