“So Philip how did you get that huge bump on your head?”
“Doctor, You’ll never believe my story….
So one day I was tending my cloud garden and a real life bean plant shot up from the ground way down below. Well I didn’t have any pesticides to take care of a real life plant, so I went inside and called me neighbor Puff.
“Hey Puff, I got a huge problem over here, do you have any pesticides for plants?”
“PLANTS!?!?!, well I’ll check………. Yup I found some Plant-be-gone, I’ll bring it over in about an hour.”
“Ok, Puff see you then.”
After my phone call I went inside and sat down with my favorite book and put on some light music, well after that I was out like a light. Unbeknownst to me a thief was entering my castle as I slumbered. I awoke to a loud crash and the skip of my record player. I was on my feet in a flash, and I saw a small human scurry across the floor with my favorite singing harp.
I called(in my meek voice)“Fee Fie Foe Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.”
Then there was a flash and I saw this little robber leap into my garden from the windowsill. I ran as fast as I could outside, just in time to see
the little perpetrator climb down his newly
sprouted beanstalk ladder.
All I could think was that I wanted my harp back. I rushed to the flimsy sprout and as I made my way carefully down to the surface, the criminal was cutting off my pursuit as he chopped down the beanstalk.
I held on for dear life as I plummeted to the ground. With a thud I landed on my head. When I woke up I was angry, went to the highest mountain and climbed back to the clouds and made my way home. I found that everything was taken. My gold, my harp, even my favorite goose. Well and that’s how I got this huge bump on my head."
