PCC Quotes "Let's build a dam, like beavers!" ~Willie, upon Mark (or someone) spilling fruit punch at PCC and it running down the table "Wooah!!!" ~Will, on numourous occasions "HALILA" ~Will, "A German Hello" "Be a leader like Hitler. HITLER!" ~Willie. I had said something about being a follower, and Big Will replied with this. "You going to get some more? Yeah. Okay, lets go." ~Cobb, talking to himself "Oh my God! He's assuming the position!" ~Logan referring to the way Cobb was straddling Willie (don't ask) "What position? I wasn't in any position." ~Cobb, after we told him what Logan said. "Ah, so you like it freestyle!" ~Logan, in response to Cobb "He spanks that ball like every other ball he comes in contact with!" ~Sean, during a squareball game with Mark "Hey Jan! Guess what you're an accessory to!" ~Sean, after sending forged e-mails to Logan "Which way is Mecca? I gotta do some prayin'!" ~Willie. Again, I don't know why he said this. "Watcha' doin, Grampa [Grandma]? ..." ~You know why it's funny (if you don't, you won't get it) Funny Quotes "A goat has a better chance of winning than Jane Swift!" ~McCue, describing Jane Swift's chance for election in the fall "I could suck on that all night long!" ~Mark (don't worry, this is taken out of context) "Call me now!" ~Jameo, in a Miss Cleo commercial spoof "There goes his rotator cuff. His career is over." ~The Simpsons "Your dead to me." ~"Jon Edward" (another commercial spoof) "Everybody Wang-Chung tonight!" ~From one of the worst movies ever made, Out Cold Misc. Quotes "Who is more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?" ~Obi-Wan Kenobi Got a quote? E-mail it to me. View some state slogans here