Signs You

You check the Harm & Mac Fan Fic site daily.
You subscribe to the shipper mailing list.
You are glad Dalton is dead.
You can't stand "neurotic" Annie.
You know the “kiss” was real.   
You smile every time you remember Harm’s words. 
    “I don't think of you as a sister, Mac."
Like Mac, you talk about Harm all the time.
You hate foreign ex-change officers.
You wish Sokol would have died in Russia.
You’ve watched the “hugs” in “Black Jet” over and over again.
You made a “shipper” tape.
You asked for a copy of the “shipper” tape.
You’re a fool for dress whites just like Mac (Game of Go)
For your honeymoon, you plan to go to Russia.
You call your male friends “Flyboy”.
 You call your female friends “Jarhead”.
 You tell your boyfriend you have a tattoo, but don't tell him
    where.
Your favorite flowers are roses.
You want TPTB to hire shippers as a writer.
Every time you hear a love song you think of how it applies  
    to Harm & Mac.
You believe the term “shipper” applies only to Harm & Mac 
    shippers, everyone else is crazy.
You don’t like shrinks.
You’re not crazy about Farrow.
You dream of the “NATO” Ball.
To get you in the mood your boyfriend whistles “Anchors Aweigh”
    (Your girlfriend whistles “From the Shores of Montezuma”)
The perfect date is to go flying on a Stearman.
Every time you see a yellow bi-plane you scream “Sarah”!
On your business trips you always take a sexy white 
    nightgown.
Favorite way to go on a date? In a Tomcat.
You want to go on Ferry rides.
 Your perfect date is a hot dog at the amusement park.
 You find Hollywood Producers and Aussies very annoying.