Harm: I slept the first night, but after that the nurse threatened to tie me down if I so much as stuck my nose out the door.

Mac Kinky.

Harm: Yellow light, Major

Mac: Oh come on Harm, haven't we reached the point where we can drop the traffic signals?

Harm: Absolutely. Have I ever told you why a female Marine is like the Energizer Bunny?

                          - From 'Ghost Ship'

Mac: You want me to bring you up to speed, Commander?

Harm: I'm not sure if you want to go this fast, Mac.

Harm: You know Mac, if you're not feeling up to it, it's not too late to have someone with more experience put into the back seat.

Mac: Are you suggesting I can't handle this?

Harm: Don't semper fi me on this one Mac. She's no bi-plane.

Mac: They put me through the drill. I know what buttons to push.

Harm: Okay. As long as they're not mine.

                          - From 'Blind Side'

Mac: Are you afraid you're going to lose me?

Harm: I'm getting tired of breaking in partners

Mac: I almost thought we were going to have a Hallmark moment.

                        - From 'Vanished'

Harm: Trying to sneak away without saying goodbye, Major?

Mac: I prefer good luck

Harm: Good luck. It's been a pleasure serving with you

Mac: Commander...Harm, I know you probably feel betrayed, there are so many things I need to say, to explain myself.

Harm: No, you don't. I understand. I may not like it, but I am happy for you. I mean, hell, it's not like you're going to Afghanistan, you're taking a job in Washington, right? We'll probably be fighting each other in court next week.

Mac: I'd like that

Harm: That's because you're a masochist...hey, don't cry. You start crying, people see a Marine crying, it'll give the Corps a bad name.

Mac: Permission to hug the Commander?

Harm: Sure, permission granted

Mac: I am going to miss you, Harm

Harm: I'm going to miss you too Sarah...your ride is here. Nice car

Mac: Yeah, but it's no Tomcat.

                       - From 'Impact'

Harm: What's going on with these two? (about Bud and Harriet)

Mac: Isn't it obvious? They're sleeping together.

Harm: No way

Mac: Twenty bucks says they're hot bunking

Harm: I'll take that bet

Mac: Watch and learn.

                     - From 'Defenseless'

Harm: Dalton.

Mac: Gone.

Harm: Is that a bad thing?

Mac: You never liked him.

Harm: I just felt you could do better, Mac

Mac: I thought he was pretty good

Harm: You're a good looking woman, smart, of course, you do have a tattoo.

Mac: Every now and then I catch you being nice.

                     - From 'Chains of Command'

Mac: (after she and Harm kiss) I know you were kissing her

                     - From 'Death Watch'

Harm: What time is it?

Mac: East Coast, Zulu or Moscow?

Harm: Moscow will do

Mac: 0525

Harm: Jet lag doesn't even throw off your internal clock?

Mac: Nope. Although daylight savings time makes me think twice.

                 - From 'To Russia With Love'