Mac: If you have some evidence that I should know about..
Harm: You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain
Mac: In your dreams, Commander
Harm: Oh, you don't want to be in my dreams, Major
Mac: Red light, Commander
Harm: Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, maybe I should be the one giving you the red light.
Harm: What made you change your mind?
Mac: What made you?
Harm: I didn't stop being your friend, you stopped being mine.
Mac: Well, what do you expect after you sandbagged me in court?
Harm: You mean out lawyered you
Mac: Out lawyered me? I fell for it because I though you were a friend, and a friend doesn't sandbag a friend.
Harm: Where were you raised?
Mac: Where friends don't sandbag friends
Harm: That's somewhere in Ohio, isn't it.
Mac: Ha. Cute does not work on me, Harm
Harm: I wasn't being cute. I was being funny.
Mac: Yeah, like when you fired that HNK in court?
Harm: Well, I thought it was pretty funny when you ducked under the table
Mac: I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines don't duck.
Harm: Well, what do Marines do?
Mac: They take cover, but they never duck
- From 'Heroes'
Mac: Something tells me Commander Rabb has had his day as a pollywog.
Harm: The first time I crossed the equator, I got hosed, I had to do maybe a thousand sit-ups, I got dunked twice, and I had to crawl through the tunnel of moral courage blindfolded.
Mac: What I wouldn't give to have been there. As an observer, of course.
Harm: Hell, when I crossed the equator, I spent half an hour slow dancing with Bob Fredricks.
Mac: Did you date much afterwards?
- From 'Crossing The Line'
Harm: Think you can stand, Marine?
Mac: Unless you plan to carry me
Harm: Well, maybe you should have laid off the Beltway burgers
Mac: And maybe you should work out more
Mac: I can still bitch about freezing my butt off, can't I?
Harm: Quit your whining. You've got ten percent more body fat than I do
Mac: Are you calling me fat, Stick Boy?
Harm: Stick Boy? Women just naturally have more insulation than men
Mac: And don't think I'm going to forget that Beltway burger remark.
Harm: Hey, I don't force you to eat that crap. Stick Boy...Stick Boy.
Harm: Come on, let's go.
Mac: I can't, I'm sorry, I can't.
Harm: What do you mean, you can't? You're a Marine. Come on, Mac. What happened to that gung-ho, semper fi, kickass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now, Mac. We've made it this far. Damn it. This is precisely why we shouldn't allow women in combat, cause when it comes to the clinch you know they're going to fall apart. If you were a real Marine...
Mac: Alright all ready. Shut up. You've made your point.
- From 'Full Engagement'
Harm: When awkwardness goes to 40 dollars a barrel, I want the drilling rights to Bud's head.
Mac: Come on Harm, it just takes him a while to get warmed up.
Harm: Warmed up? Love isn't baseball, Mac.
Mac: How would you know?
Mac: Harm, I know this is like dancing with your sister, but you could at least pretend it's fun.
Harm: Mac, I don't think of you as a sister.
Mac: You don't?
Harm: No, I don't.
- From 'Washington Holiday'
Harm: Major
Mac: It is customary to salute an officer, Gunny
Harm: (smiles and salutes Mac) You are loving this new relationship, aren't you?
Mac: Not as much as you're loving your new infantry career
Harm: Well, it has its kicks, yes
- From 'Force Recon'
Mac: Keeping up a pretty good pace for an old man
Harm: The last couple of miles are a cool down
Mac: Oh really. How far are you going today?
Harm: The usual, ten miles. You?
Mac: The usual, fifteen
- From 'Code Blue'
Harm: Oh my goodness, the Admiral sent Sarah Mackenzie
Mac: You nervous already?
Harm: And why would I be nervous?
Mac: Well you know, I have beaten you before.
Harm: That doesn't count. I dropped that case.
Mac: Yeah, you keep dreaming, Flyboy.
Harm: Put it to bed, Mac. Not because of Holst, I couldn't give a damn about Holst, but I do give a damn about you.
- From 'Rendezvous'
