The 141 Deaths Of Mic Brumby

Ahh, Bugme, how could TPTB kill thee? Let us count the ways...

1. Hit by a bus.
2. Falls off a @#$! ferry and drowns.
3. Beaten by an angry Marine for constantly lying to her.
4. Beaten by an angry flyboy for constantly lying to the aforementioned Marine.
5. Mauled by Jingo.
6. Killed by a certain Leavenworth escapee in a convoluted attempt to get revenge on the aforementioned flyboy.
7. Lynched by an angry mob chanting, "Shippers!"
8. Cuts himself on the diamond ring, gets tetanus, dies.
9. Brags too hard; head explodes.
10. Dies in prison after being sued by Paul Hogan for copyright infringement. Mic Brumby, Mic Dundee... tsk, tsk.
11. Falls off a @#$! ferry and is eaten by sharks.
12. Hit by a really big bus.
13. Struck by a low-flying Tomcat in a "freak accident".
14. Beaten by an angry client for losing to the aforementioned Marine and/or flyboy.
15. Killed by a mutant shape shifter who then assumes his identity and calls off the wedding.
16. Mistaken for a clone and stabbed in the back of the neck.
17. Killed by his fiancée’s stalker after said stalker escapes from prison.
18. Dies of homesickness.
19. Goes home to avoid Death # 18; mauled by kangaroo while there.
20. Dies of shock after fiancée comes to her senses and calls off wedding.
21. Tarred and feathered by an angry mob chanting, "Shippers!"
22. Spontaneous human combustion.
23. Falls off dock in Norfolk after seeing a "ghost". Significant shipper moment follows. :)
24. Hit by a really, really big bus,
25. Up and disappears forever with no explanation.
26. Dies from cancer gotten after removing an implant from the back of his neck.
27. Dies, but isn't really dead. Shippers disappointed.
28. Goes sky diving, and his o-ring 'mysteriously' has an undetectable slit in it.
29. Has a heart attack while working on the integration of e^x (and you're a really big nerd if you actually understand that).
30. Hit by a "Mac" truck.
31. Eaten by a dingo.
32. (to add to the nerdiness) He decided to drink and derive.
33. Killed one of three ways by the bare hands of one overprotective JAG/SEAL.
34. Annoyed to death by Renee Peterson. Can he take her with him if that's how he goes?
35. Actually dies from shock that he and Sarah weren't compatible after all.
36. Glared to death by Harm (ever notice that squinty-eyed thing Harm does when he's really being irritated by him?).
37. Dies of self-absorption.
38. Is abducted by aliens that look like linebackers, then slowly killed by cheek pulling experiments (not a death I wished on Mulder, but for Brumby, it's fine).
39. Hit by the ambulance he's chasing.
40. Killed by Palmer, who's had a change of heart and wants to do Harm a *favour*.
41. Eaten alive by a green-eyed monster.
42. Dies of dehydration caused by diarrhoea of the mouth.
43. Overexerts himself and has a heart attack walking Jingo while Mac "works" with Harm on a case.
44. Wears out his welcome and is killed when the door hits him on the way out and propels him into an open elevator shaft.
45. Killed by Mac's mother when she finds out she wasn't invited to the wedding.
46. Has a Big Mac attack and gets into a car wreck on the way.
47. His silent partner in Brumby & Brumby catches Mic swindling some money and shoots him.
48. Eats one too many "Aussie" burgers and dies of a heart attack.
49. Click his heels three times and goes home to OZ!
50. Gets run over by crazed shipper who just lost shipper site, and is beaten to death with her crutch.
51. Travels to Iraq on case, taken prisoner and finally shot by a firing squad.
52. Killed by 10-pound cans of tomatoes being dropped on him while leaving the office.
53. Gets sloshed at his bachelor party and passes out; while passed out Harm takes him for a ride in an F-14 and ejects him somewhere over the Indian Ocean.
54. Gets attacked and eaten by a bear.
55. While going bush in the outback, runs into "Survivor" contestant Jerri who is so hungry she mistakes him for a wild boar and with her bare hands manages to subdue him. Pig Roast anyone?
56. ....Or he runs off with Jerri the man eater.
57. Zapped by lightning during Count von Count's counting.
58. Sat on by Big Bird and Snuffleupagus.
59. Whacked by Tinky Winky's purse.
60. Dies of a heart attack while trying to keep up with the Rugrats.
61. Annoyed to death by Angelica (annoyed to death by blondes...hmm...sound familiar?).
62. Run over by a horse and its rider, a young girl who is a "little sister" and wants to be a flower girl at one PARTICULAR wedding.
63. Blown up by a bomb that a certain Russian half-brother refused to defuse (as a favour to HIS half-brother)
64. Driven right into the thick of a battle in Chechnya and left there by a heroic Russian cabbie who wanted to help out a "beautiful colonel".
65. Beaten up by the baby rattle held by a certain little blond tot and godson.
The next four Deaths are for the anime fans...
66. Gundam HeavyArms opens up his beam cannon blasting Brumby into outer space.
67. Lady Uhn's split personality Col. Uhn comes out and she sends Brumby out in a mobile suit-- up against Quatre and his Sandrock Gundam... No match... Quatre blows Brumby right out of his suit and he implodes in outer space...
68. Ryoko shows her demon side after hearing that Brumby decided he is "playing for the other team" and is going after he beloved man, Tenchi. Ryoko pulls him to pieces with her fingernails and drowns him in the pool.
69. Ryo-oki transforms into a spaceship and flies his @$$ out to Planet Jurai, and then plants him in the ground like a tree.
70. Wiped out by Tripod for violating the Terms of Service.
71. Killed by a former Marine Colonel for continually lying to said Marine's niece.
72. Analyzed to death by a pushy blonde psychologist.
73. Killed by angry video director after he comes to his senses and denies her the "miracle" she's been waiting for.
74. Burned up when his hair grease catches fire.
75. Gets blown away in the same hurricane that will destroy Big Bird's nest.
76. The Amazing Mumford makes him disappear forever.
77. He goes somewhere with Forgetful Jones, and good old Forgetful promptly forgets exactly where he left Bugme. :)
78. Replace (or just lace) his hair grease with hydrochloric acid. Heh.
79. Tries on his RAN uniform again; stuck by a pin and deflates.
80. Run down by an angry mob of Australians who are sick of him making their country look bad.
81. Throws a boomerang, forgets they come back, gets hit in the head.
82. Steps into an open elevator shaft.
83. Takes up boxing again, gets hit a little too hard.
84. Renee pokes him with one of her sculptured nails, and all the hot air rushes out of him, deflating him into a lifeless pile.
85. Killed by falling plaster when a flyboy lawyer shoots up the courtroom and Mic fails to duck (or take cover).
86. Loses a game of "Toss the Ebola" with a Sudanese terrorist leader.

87. Gets some bad smack from Danny Walden.
88. Slips in the bathroom from where Jingo went on the tile, and breaks his neck.
89. Disappears in the Appalachians with a client after taking Harm's advice on a great hunting area.
90. Goes jogging with a flyboy and the flyboy pushes him in front of a car.
91. Webb and the company do a sweep on him.
92. Follows a certain Marine who follows a certain flyboy to Russia and is kidnapped by a band of gypsies.
93. Palmer... need I say more.
94. The MacKenzie Curse.... Dalton, Chris, Eddie... Mic.
95. Sokol kidnaps Mic and orders Alexei to take him for a ride in a taxi to a Chechnya war camp and trade him for Sergei. They get just as annoyed with him as we do and shoot him to shut him up.
96. Gets a paper cut while reading a legal brief.
97. Companion to Death #16: A stiletto to the back of the neck. Yes, he is the Bounty Hunter.
98. Caught in an avalanche. Being from Sydney, still not sure what that white stuff called snow actually does.
99. Attacked by 25 school students, who are upset that their teacher is taking his presence out on them. (whoops, that one is totally personal)
100. Electrocuted whilst trying to create a romantic atmosphere (gotta love karma).
101. Pinned between the elevator doors at JAG.
102. Falls off a barstool while drowning his sorrows after Mac finally dumps him.
103. Burned to a crisp by the overwhelming energy present between Harm and Mac.
104. Trips over a donkey while making an ass of himself.
105. Sued by McDonald's for copyright infringement; tries to pin the whole thing on Mac, but her flyboy lawyer proves her innocence, and only Mic goes to prison - where he dies.
106. In an alternate reality, Mic becomes a dinner guest for the Visitor Diana. (Anyone remember "V"?)
107. In the same reality, Mic is fed to a crivit (a creature from the Visitors' world that burrows under the sand and pulls its prey under).
108. Gets squashed by a Visitor mothership.
109. Dresses up as Superman for Halloween, and runs into Doomsday.
110. Dresses up as Superman for a night of roleplaying with Mac, and while attempting to "save" her, falls and breaks his neck.
111. Tries to extort money from the Jackal - either the Edward Fox version or the Bruce Willis version.
112. Visits South Park and gets mistaken for Kenny.
113. Goes to New Orleans and bumps into Lestat.
114. Goes a few rounds in the ring with Ivan Drago.
115. Runs into Walker, Texas Ranger, who is in D.C. for a martial arts expo and shows him a few moves...
116. Gets run over by a Suburu Forester driven by Paul Hogan.
117. Crushed by the MIR space station when it crashed to earth.
118. Goes to a Halloween party where people are told to dress as they truly see themselves. Dresses as Superman, but fails to read warning on costume box; "Cape does not enable user to fly."
119. A shipper gets their hands on a magic genie; Mic falls victim to wishes 1, 2 and 3
120. Eaten alive by domestic cats.
121. While strutting into a room, falls over his own feet.
122. Turns to dust when he comes into contact with daylight.
123. Receives a stake to the heart from someone called a "slayer"
124. Mistaken for a traitor on the Queen Anne in 1939 while stuck in the Bermuda Triangle, thrown overboard.
125. Sent a virus through e-mail.
126. Hit by a falling plate glass window whilst entering HQ.
127. Executed by a certain Admiral for creating disharmony in the JAG office.
128. Buried alive in little AJ's sandbox.
129. A contingent of Australian male actors (Gibson, Ledger, Crowe, Pearce, etc.) convince him to disappear after giving Aussie men a bad name.
130. Jealous former girlfriend shoots him.
131. Jealous former boyfriend shoots him.
132. Orders a 5-foot wedding cake which mysteriously falls on him; suffocates in frosting.
133. Former RAN 'mates' realize how much better Mac would be with Harm when they arrive for the wedding and send him on a one way flight to Muatoa Atoll where the French decide to do just *one more* test.
134. Gets mauled by Taz.
135. Goes to the UK, contracts Foot-and-Mouth disease, and is promptly destroyed by officials.
136. (JAG list one...) Takes on Patrick, Dec and Troy... and loses!
137. Captured by shippers and taken to the 'Never To Be Opened' cell at the JAG Asylum.
138. Self-combusts into a green puddle of sludge.
139. Goes to visit Steve Irwin at his crocodile farm for lunch, only to find that he IS lunch.
140. Beaten to death by an angry and insulted Australian shipper.
141. Just plain dies. Heck, we don't care how!

 - Courtesy of the Shipper List