Payback For all the Dumb Blonde Jokes

• 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
• Both of them
• 2. Why did the man cross the road?
• He heard the chicken was a slut
• 3. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
• They don't have time
• 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
• They don't stop and ask for directions
• 5. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
• He buys two cases of beer
• 6. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
• Bonds mature
• 7. Why are blonde jokes so short?
• So men can remember them
• 9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
• Because they all have boyfriends
• 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is everynight?
• A widow
• 15. Man says to God:
• "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
• God says:"So you would love her."
• "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
• God says: "So she would love you."