A Note from the Pills

The Pills is a band that at the moment consists of only two legendary performers, these two are Matt-o-Mac (vocals and organ) and Kallowishus (vocals and Guitar). We also may need a bass player because Kal doesn't have four arms and hands (despite attempted surgery to attach these much needed limbs), this bass player may be DJ the complainer or Elliot (insert stupid title here). If Chris is good enough at Guitar he too may be included.

Now for what kal has to say. DJ definitely will not be our bass player, what the hell are you thinking? Elliott idunno, and Chris is surely good enough, but why are you acting like you suddenly have the power to say who of them will join "this awesome amazing legendary band"? Just shut up for now, okay? Now for a revised list of member action:

Matt-o-Mac: shaky organ and overrated vocals, wise-ass remarks, a few of the song lyrics, and is the bad-ass member of the group.

Kallowishus: Lead guitar, rhythm guitar, backing guitar, slide guitar, baritone guitar, acoustic and classical guitar, lead bass, rhythm bass, slap/pop bass, Les Claypoolish bass, background bass, alternate vocals, lead vocals, chorus of vocals, backing vocals, eerie indistinct mumblings, primitive drums (hitting a desk with cheap drumsticks or palms of hand), composer, some lyrics, and whatever else you may see fit.

As of now, there isn't much to say, except I'm working on a fast bass riff, now I just need to work on the lyrics to accompany it. Note to whoever may be reading this: this is not real, it never will be, this is a pathetic dream of Matt, I'm just acting along with it for the time being, and I hope none of you are deeply saddened by this loss of a once infamous band that never was. Enjoy.