February 2005 News
2/21/05 (kal)
Hey there, buddy! Another post! That brings the count to more than or equal to two. So what's happening in your local time zone? Here we have yet another sheet of snow making my mom a nervous driver. We saw the ground for a week, but I guess nature thought that was just too much brown, so now everything's white again. And white it is. What?
I don't remember if I told you (personally), but tomorrow I'm leaving for Las Vegas with large Puerto Rican, Kyle. I bought two tickets for us to see a certain Elton John, and I'm expecting our trip to be hella awesome. Of course, if it's not, then I think I might have to flip out and murder a few people, because having a rotten vacation is equivalent to sucking balls. Hey, when's the last time you saw Elton John? Hmmm? Never? Oh yeah, you're right.
In the world of video games, I just purchased for myself the new Nintendo DS, and I believe that "the most fucking awesome thing in the world, ever" is a bit of an understatement. Right here, right now, I'm going to make a list of why the Sony PSP is going to suck Nintendo's balls clean and dry:
- Playstation sucks
- The PSP isn't doing anything groundbreaking
(besides sucking unprecedented levels of balls)
- PSP's graphics "suck the big one"
(I'm quoting me)
- PSP's kickoff games include a game about
zombies that only die when the main character
(a stupid chick, no less) sprays her magical
blood on them. Truly ingenius.
- The DS has two screens, a touch sensitive lower
screen, a built-in mic, wireless capabilities,
and all of Nintendo's unbelievably incredible
series and characters to back it up.
- Super Mario 64 DS. Enough said.
- People that play Playstation one and two
are total douchebags; nothing is going
to change when it becomes handheld.
- GTA is more overrated than Halo. Or
is it the other way around?
- Playstation sucks.
Is that enough for you? I can't stress it enough: Buy the new DS and whichever games may tickle your fancy (except the Spider Man 2 one, I heard it sucks), and don't buy the skanky new PSP when it comes out. If you do, you like men. Period. I can't wait 'til Xbox puts out a handheld so I can make another list like this, stating why Xbox's new portable is going to clean out Nintendo's ass with its tongue.
In movies: My sister purchased Napolean Dynamite a week or two ago, and I must say that it is better than a bodagget. It's one of those movies where you hate hearing people quote it, but then you can't stop quoting it for a week after you see it.
My sister also bought The Grudge, which was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. It was lame. And by lame I mean super-lame. They weren't lying when they said it was in the style of The Ring, because The Ring sucked too, almost in a scary way. The movies, however, were not scary in content at all. It was sort of like watching a frog in a swamp get eaten by a banana. It was really confusing, not in the good, "I'm gonna confuse you" movie type of way, but confusing in the way that I was confused how the movie made it past the script stage, or even the idea stage. The concept was that when someone dies in a state of rage, the evil stays in that spot. So this Asian guy kills his wife and kid and then himself because he was super mad at them. Wouldn't the super mad dad be the ghost then, if he was the one in the state of rage? The mom and kid just died, completely innocent (besides the mom being a total slut), and all of a sudden they're evil, jaw-ripping-off ghosts. It just doesn't make sense at all. Not only that, but Sarah Michelle Gellar is a total mouse-faced retard who can't act for shit. But overall, the movie was great.
So what do you think of the super black and red background? Or is it the same as it always was, and I didn't change it at all? I don't remember. Well, I've written enough, time to go. I'll talk to you all later, that is, if you're not too gay about it.