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5/30/03 (kal)
I got a kitten on wednesday, and she is being buttholus majorus. I'm pondering whether to name her Dweezil, Suzy Creamcheese, or kitten. Most say Dweezil, but kitten is the only name I've found completely appropriate for her. Bitch might work too. Yeah, I just saw The Ring yesterday, and boy, was it hole. It barely made any sense, and it wasn't even scary. Why would a little bitch raised on a farm have an uncanny connection with technology? I hated it, and I never want to watch it again, or any dumb sequels that come out. FUCK YOU, THE RING.