News 4/1 - 4/5
4/1/03 (kal)
Holy shit dude! It's April Fools Day! I'm so happy! This is the best holiday ever! Yeah... I didn't see one prank today. I was going to tell jerry that he was my best friend, but I was too ashamed to admit it, and then yell "APRIL FOOLS YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I FUCKING HATE YOU! DIE IN A PIT OF YOUR OWN FATASS SHIT YOU ASSHOLE! It's too bad I only thought of it a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to have to go into a yahoo chat room in a few days, and start yelling april fools a bunch of times so people get pissed and say "that was three days ago, jeesh!" And then I will say "NO YOU WERE THREE DAYS AGO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!" and then they will say "What the fuck are you talking about" and then I'll yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE RETARD YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL AND YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDING AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING ARAB AND I HAVE A TOWEL ON MY HEAD AND I WILL BOMB YOUR FUCKING HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! Oh god, I'm hyper today. This only happens so often, make note of this. I changed the links page to only sites that people might on the off chance go to, unlike Matt's post for the 7 up site. I think I only contributed to 3 links, Coolyrics (my old lyrics site), Tool Disectional, and the newly added Metroid official site, because it is cool. Wow, I'm impressed. Bathe me in compliments. Is it just me, or am I listening to music from Donkey Kong Country 2? I think you're both right.
4/3/03 (kal)
What can I say today? I don't know. Don't expect any updates until later today, I don't have the time right now. You will not be getting any updates (as far as I know of) from the 5th of this month through the 15th, because both Matthew/Chester and I will be shuffling off to the area below the deep south, Florida. 11 days of fun in the sun, or something to that extent. I don't know of any internet booths I can use, but should I find one, I will put effort into updating at that very moment, and to try and get Matt/Chaz to write too. During this stay, we will not have any type of recording method, nor internet source, but should I find stylo et papier, Matt and I will be getting down to pills work, should we find the time. But should we not, don't expect anything from the pills, again, until summer. Maybe before summer, if we can write and complete the entire thing at Matt's next visit post Floridad, and since I haven't seen too much substance in our past efforts, it shouldn't be too hard. hmmm, I should be doing homework right now. Woo, those last episodes of South Park and Chappelle's Show SUCKED beyond what I thought they could. Awful, just awful. Well, matt has avoided posting for some time now, just like in that song...
4/4/03 (kal)
Well, I'm off to the Floridad tomorrow, screw all of you for not being there too! Remember, no updates for 10 days, lest I find a source of which updating would in fact be a possibility... Possibly, shall I keep a log of what is happening, and later post it on the site? My, the ideas I have at the spur of the moment! It will work out better than I imagined, unless it doesn't, and then we're all in for a surprise. Hmmm, is there anything to talk about? Idunno. Buenos Noches... I don't know if that's spelled right or even makes sense, but bear weef me on this.