9/28-9/30
9/28/02 (Matt-o)
If you've been wondering why none of us have updated the site lately, the following is a log of things I did not publish online before until now, it should clear up any inquiries about our abscence:
8/17/02 (Matt-o)
Chris, Kal, and myself have begun research on Chris's idea for walking "sentinels" in the "Speedkill" religion/operation. The brainwashing/heavy drugging is done in the lower left branch of the mansion's secret labratory, that place gives me the creeps and I stay away from it as much as possible.
8/23/02 (Matt-o)
Chris insists we make the sentinels take 3 more dosages of heroin a day, Kal suggests they read 3 more sections of the "Speedkill" bible. I've been asked to decide on which regiment should be used, but they seem just as damaging to me in my opinion. Oh yeah, one of the sentinels bit me yesterday, I fear it might have an effect on me.
9/15/01 (Matt-o)
Work has come too stressful for me as the itch I developed has spread all over my body my hunger has increased lately and mashed potatoes just don't seem to do it for me anymore.
9/17/01 (Matt-o)
scabs have been developing on me and Kal and Chris have stopped telling me what they're doing on the sentinels in their operations Chris has been making me take 3 dosages of: heroin everyday and Kal has been telling me to read 3 chapters from the "Speedkill" bible for "research" my faith in Alice Boris is falling as she has discontinued updating her website
9/20/?/ (Matt-o)
Yesterday large lump on my shouldur fall off! So put in Jarr say "chri=ssvsdvsdvs REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAL itchiee "meh ssay cal more heroin in me now know how keith richard feel
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Chris make angry so ate hime Itchy TASTY
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9/28/02 (Matt-o)
As you can proably tell from the excerpts in my journal, I wasn't feeling very well for awhile. A similar spell fell on Chris and Kal soon after and they still blame me for them eating Kyle. Anyway, today I went to Jackeroos and just the name of that store conjures up the image of a horse in my brain because if you walk down mystic village towards the bridge, the sign for Jackeroos almost perfectly envelopes the mid-section of a horse (the sign for another store) as if they were one sign and not two. It was a scary sight seeing Drake say "hi" to incoming customers without pounding on their heads (she also gets to say "If you have any questions, please ask"). There was an avid smell of "selling of the soul" within the room, and the large figures of half naked gods, deers, and goats made me ready for either a ritual sacrifice or a Tomahawk concert. I had no money on me, but I wasn't really there to buy anything, I was just there to break up the monotony occuring. Nonetheless, soon after retrieving a candy bar for a hungry friend, I was kicked out of the store by her grandmother or to put it nicely "told to take a bike ride". I can't say I wasn't suprised by that, I almost anticipated my being dejected out of the store for people with money in their pockets. The large metal sculpture of the frog holding a platter (strong enough to hold a candle, but made for a decapitated head) did however intrigue me, but alas, I do not have sixty dollars for such frivilous things, so i'll get it in ten years.
9/30/02 (kal)
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE MATT-O-MAC SITE WHICH WILL MORE THAN LIKELY BE REVERTED BACK TO BLANK SPACE WITHIN A WEEK! First, I would like to quote a review of a new rap cd. the punctuation and grammar has remained the same for dramatic effect:
"Reh Dogg has this unique look as his music does. looks very easy going; but when the mic is in his hands and he is in the studio making music and putting down vocal tracks. Boom ! Its explosive needless to say this man is on fire ! His style is extremely powerful. He has over a decade of experience. His hip-hop style is off the hook. Violent and strait to the point..."
Now, I'm guessing that Reh Dogg himself wrote this, trying to make it look like a music journalist wrote it, but even a journalist for Vogue could have used better punctuation and sentence variation. This is worse than my second grade journal. Might I add that Reh Dogg formally calls himself 'Reh Dogg The Ruler'. Ruler of what? Fuck you, reh dogg. The sad thing is, he was probably trying to spell his name correctly. Back to the returning and whatnot. Now, I've gotten a bunch of cds over our little hiatus, and I don't even care to write them. My birthday is in 10 days, it being the 10th of October. Your souls will be spared in my new world order, depending on what you buy me. Well, that's all I can think of writing right now, die, fuck off, go to hell.
Email: matt-o-mac@excite.com