4/17/02 (kal)
Hey, to the best of my knowledge, today is Maynard James Keenan's birthday, and if you don't know who maynard is by now, find the nearest shotgun and go out back. Anyways, Matt came over from Friday to Sunday, and on Saturday we went to some walmarts that's in the ghetto, I've never been there before. But I got Oysterhead: The Grand Pecking Order (Les Claypool, Trey Anastasio and Stuart Copeland) and When Incubus Attacks Vol 2, a DVD with endless 2 and a half hours of live shit, your head will be spinning if you sat to watch the whole thing. And as if they knew the potential danger to your neck, there's a hidden 10 minute meditation session to calm you, it's a gray picture of the lead singer, sitting there motionless for 10 minutes as the background changes. And it repeats itself, so you can really piss people off with it. Matt got The Song Remains the Same by Led Zepplin, A two hour concert with a mini-movie revolving around it. Each of the four members has his own little plot. Oh shit, it's 12:03, and that means it's 12:13 because this clock is slow. Should this be filed under 4/18? Ah, fuck it. I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been waking up every morning at 12 and falling asleep at 2 in the morning. This vacation feels like it's crawling by, but it's already Thursday morning! Fuck, I have a lot of sleeping to do if I'm going to enjoy the rest of vacation. Right now I'm trying to learn some Dave Matthews shit on the guit, but I haven't listened to the songs enough so I'm basically just building callices. Fuck you everybody, good morning. Oh and don't forget to worship the monkey. Alice Boris is gone for the week so create your false idols. But the monkey will instantly become just one of the members on this site once Alice returns, but beware the next vacation...

4/18/01
Kal, you're very hypocritical, you know? Stop trying to be a psychologist, it's not you. Actually NO! Go get a degree in pschology for all I care, it's none of my fucking buisness what you do with your life and personality so I don't comment and/or worry about it. You're being a big hypocrite, seriously, you're telling me not to be dark (what???), and then you go talking about "finding the nearest shotgun and go out back" (by the way, and then what). LAY OFF. If I've said anything occult it's because I proably thought it was funny or intresting. It's not like I thought of something and said "Yes! I thought of something dark, let me go get my notebook so I can write it down". You've got alot of labels for personalitys and society in general, perhaps you could be a racist for a living? The most important thing, though is that I don't care, but I hate having to read your thoughts on my thoughts so i'm going to start my own live journal thing and put a link to it on the site.

Once again it's Matt-o-Mac (snap fingers) 4/18/02
Of course I was just kidding about that. Excpet for the hypocrite stuff, you were being a bit hypocritical. And I wouldn't mind if you stopped that you're not ready or you're not stuff. Otherwise I was just kidding (I that's what you called about Kal, I called back but your phone was busy). I will be doing a journal on deadjournal.com, which has lots of cool things you can do with your journal. I will put up the link to it soon, but I will continue to write just as much for this site (think of it as an exstension) and this weekend I'll do my reviews for System Of A Down, I mean it (before sunday afternoon they'll be up). Tonight on my journal i'm going to write about a cool movie I saw called "Donnie Darko". Enjoy.

4/19/02 (kal)
Matt, matt, matt. When will you learn? The only reason I do ANYTHING that pisses you off is TO piss you off. I don't give a shit about the dark stuff you write, you just get pissed off very easily and you never catch the hint. Try to remember this next time I call you a poseur, of which I undoubtedly will. Matt? Labels for personalities and societies (societies?) isn't racism. I've never said anything close to resembling "oh, I wish those damn blacks would stop talking in ebonics" or "stupid fucking drunk mexicans" (until now of course, but in a kidding manner, of course). People who assume other people are racists (wait, what has history learned about assuming?) usually ARE racists, like "oh, kal's german, he must hate all jews". This ISN'T quoting you at all, so don't bother. But I have never been confronted with that, but people hear the german language and think "oh, nazis. Bad people." And I know this was all under your "kidding" section, but this was just to clear this up for anyone who may have a wandering imagination. My shotgun humor wasn't dark humor, an 8 year old girl wouldn't have a surprised audience if she'd have said that. It was more in a snappy or what the hell ever sort of style, the kind that we've been using even before we started this site. And seriously, any of you out there who doesn't know who MJK is, follow my advice. Matt, the "and then what" isn't a good comeback, think about it for a minute. Especially with the shotgun thing, it would be less funny if I said, "go out back, and shoot yourself in the head with the bullets using the gun so you die and fall over and bleed and die and worms eat you." But remember matt, JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.

4/19/02 (still me)
Hey, it's 20 seconds later and I felt like writing more, so dddddddddddddddddie. And read. Right now I'm downloading Parabola, Tool's newest video, because i spent 3 FUCKING DAYS WATCHING MTV, WAITING FOR THE FUCKING THING TO COME ON, SITTING THROUGH THE STUPID FUCKING USHER VIDEOS! CAN'T THERE BE ONE FUCKING RAP VIDEO THAT DOESN'T HAVE PUFF DIDDY OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER AS A GUEST? FUCK YOU MTV! 3 days, all day! My brain oozed out of my ear somewhere around the second day, and I had the tv muted and I wasn't watching it during the shit videos. I almost know the words to some of those stupid fucking pop songs, because I also had to spend three weeks on my school bus without headphones, listening to Q105, that fucking shit station! There's one video with some spanish chick with blond hair whose voice sounds like country and goes too low, and then there's some black haired pianist chick whose voice sounds like they increased the speed on it. Tell me, high pitched whiny bitch; just how WOULD you fall INTO the sky? Would you walk 1001 miles? Next time anyone of you see me, slap me across the face and sternly tell me never to watch MTV ever EVER again. Hey, there's only 1 hour and 32 minutes left on my parabola video, I hope it doens't fuck up.

(the preceeding is boring) 4/19/02 (kal, once again)
Hey, it's been 2.5 hours since I last wrote, Parabola is minutes from finishing! Holy shit, if it doesn't work, all of you are getting death threats. I finished a Primus review, it's under Bands, and I also added a monkey mini-section. CHECK IT OUT. Oh matt by the way, I don't mean to say NO ONE should be dark, just not you. Bye everyone. MATT, REMEMBER.

4/20/01 (matt-o) the magic number
Go ahead write another one of those shit dribble "dump on matt" articles, that's what you always do. You think about me too much. My dead journal will be updated again.