News 2/3 - 2/9
2/4/02 (kallowishus)
I had this huge fucking article written up for the first, but my phone rang and my computer froze, fuck all of you. I got to stay home from school today, though, and while my lungs are inflamed, I've got it better than you! Ha ha ha, I hope you study yourselves to death. Matt-o, if someone said they didn't like Tool, it would matter to me, because from that point on I continually piss them off until they apologize or even actually just really like them. And getting more hard rock cds doesn't necessarily show that you're not a poseur just trying to look cool, as far as I'm concerned you would be more of a poseur. Just wait until you grow into the whole thing, you're seriously rushing it. You're not ready, my son. Now go listen to the white album. Myself, I honestly don't think that the really hard rock is for me just yet, as it isn't for you, also. Notice, I'm the only person out of everyone we hang out with that doesn't have a slipknot cd. If I really wanted it, I would have gotten it, but I don't think I should rush it, yet I still slowly progress from lesser metal to heavier metal. You can actually cite the progress throughout the site. But I enjoy the heavy stuff I have, while it is certainly limited. Every once in a while I get something heavy, like Stainds' first, cooler, heavier cd that's just a little mellower than Slipknot, actually. Aye, what happened to them, though? And Tool's heavy enough for me, even if they don't scream or play 500 notes per second. I'm more into thought provoking music (TPM's, Mrs. Large?), such as Tool, and that's why I grew out of Blink-182 (what the hell are they thinking about when they write their stupid songs?). Anyways, I'm feeling sick right now, I have the right to. I hope Matt's mad at me and that someone else laughed at me making fun of Matt. If not, I will change the site colors to bright pink and purple and write about cute fuzzy little bunnies and flowers and kitties and rainbows and unicorns and Spongebob and...
2/6/02 (kallowishus)
Behold, ye children o' the corn, I now have my own email address, but you're gonna have to ask me personally what it is, because I'm not just some freeloader who flashes his email address all over the internet, basically begging for a virus. Anyways, Back to school today for me, which wasn't overall that much fun, but I got a whole shitload of Jerry bashing done in Algebra today. I look fowards to it tomorrow. Yes, the only way Jerry's existance can possibly give the slightest ounce of joy is if it is threatened. I'll give you a hint on what my first attempt at an email address was: jerrymustdie@hotmail.com. I guess I shouldn't have said I was one year old, because something came up about parental permission, and I didn't want to have to go through all that shit. But when I pressed Back it already registered the name, so I had to get a new one, which is similar to the first one but not the same, but you won't guess it so just ask me what it is instead of sending a whole bunch of emails to people that aren't me. If you're too lazy to talk to me in school or if you don't go to my school, write on our message board, stating your email, and I will personally email you, probably saying what an imaginary dope you are, considering NO ONE HAS EVER COME TO THIS SITE DAMMIT! But hell, I was on a roll. So I was sick Mon+Tues as you know, but on Friday "Alice" borrowed Seas of Cheese from Primus, and she didn't bring it today, but my eternal emotional pain and suffering was lessoned by the fact that this weekend I got Miscellaneous Debris and Anthologies A-N and O-Z for guit and bass tabs, so I was slightly happy. But Jerry's pure existance has put me back into an everlasting depression. Whatever, I have to go have supper now.
2/7/02 (kallowishus)
Hopefully by now, you're pissed off at my new name, and wondering why I did it. You see, my faithful imaginary viewers, I did it to spite you. I knew that it would greatly upset you had I done this, so BAM. Also, it's my way of tipping my hat to Mrs. Large, and then using that button on the top to bash her eyes in. I didn't get much Jerry bashing in today, but his time will come. Damn I hate that stupid fucking idiot! I have to think of new ways to make him cry himself to sleep at night. Any suggestions? Ah hell, my new e-mail address is jerrymustbeslaughtered@hotmail.com. So email away, I expect to see at least 35 imaginary letters in my mailbox tomorrow. Hey, is it just me, or is Kids Say The Damndest Things one of the most stupid shows ever? What the hell is up with that theme song? "Oh, the things that come from the heart. Kids always say... what they wanna." Well fuck me if I ever learn all the words to that one. Who the hell wants to watch a show about those kids you've always hated since you were a kid? I'm sorry to say that I've had the mispleasure to sit through about 5 stunningly stupid episodes of that shit. At least the Cos' keeps it real by subtly making fun of the kids, while they think they're just being funny as everyone laughs at them. Oh by the way, if I ever say "keeps it real" ever ever EVER again, please beat the shit out of me. It's all I ask in return of the mindless shit I make you sit through. But seriously... wait, what? What's to be serious about? I'm confused. Anyways, I messed with some stuff on the site, most you can't see from your computer, but I did stuff like move and rename some stuff. I also added a little to the pills section. I'm going to be writing another article under 20/100 someday soon. It involves genious-ity, but not the same as the craziness article. Don't ask when I'm doing it, wait for my signal. Then you may plunge to your doom... or just read it. What else to talk about? I have to do some Commercials that I hate sooner or later, I can't say I'm re-opening it and then just doing 1 week. But I should have some material, after sitting through Mr. Weber's shitty health class, doing stuff about the commercials, while it was just his excuse to watch the superbowl again, because he didn't fast foward through the actual gameplay. Well fuck it man, I hate football. It's a sport made by fat men, played by fat men, and watched by fat men. While myself be's rather slender, yet not too thin, mainly because I'm an involuntary anorexic. It's not that I don't want to eat all my supper, I just fill up very quickly. I'm bored, fuckers! Excuse me while I leave, and don't expect me back for about another day. Remember the famous words of wisdom, said by so many, "Go fuck yourself". Shut up, die, I hate you, fuck you, just shut the fuck up.
2/08/02 (Matt-o)
Let be know that Alice Boris's page is much better than ours, please leave now. Speaking of being of poseur lets make an example of one: Someone who talks about Slipknot as if they own the Cd's having a conversation about them saying "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound is the most offensive thing off of Iowa" followed by laughing at someone WHO OWNS IOWA, someone who speaks of bands they don't know (I never said Stereomudd wasn't "Thought Provoking Music" until I listened to it), and (deleted due to not being true). I'll let the readers interpret who this person is (it's not me) but since the only reader is Kal, YOU are the poseur, yes you the reader (you know who you are) are the poseur. I've been listening to heavier stuff since last summer Kal, I've had Slipnot for along time now, before Kyle yet you don't consider him a poseur (Kyle if you're reading this you're not). And while Slipknot isn't as thought provoking as Tool or The Doors (who could be? those guys are possesed by indians) they do say alot of things that would have you looking for the dictionary. I'm not saying Kal is a poseur, i'm just trying to address how fucking stupid this is. It's like two kids calling each other stupid saying it back and forth trying to come up with a wittier composition than the last. That "not ready" stuff talking about me is crap, worry about your own taste in music Kal. You can't say liking something or showing a prefrence is bullshit, that's "bolsht"! Overall a Poseur is someone who tells someone else who they are (unless it's Jerry). And The Tool thing I stated was just saying if someone else said they don't like them it wouldn't change your view on Tool (and I don't remember you screaming and annoying Lin-Z for not liking Tool). Anyways, I'm burning Kal System of A Down. Although he might prefer Mudvyne which isn't as hard (yet their compared to Slipknot alot). You're gonna like System of A Down Kal, they have "thought provoking lyrics", very good guitar, and very cool vocals from the lead singer and guitarist(and a wierd 3 minute indian music thing in "Aerials"). You'll like 'em. "If you don't have anything nice to say SHUT THE FUCK UP"(that sorta contradicts itself). bye
2/8/02 (kallowishus)
Oh yeah? well, nuh uh! Actually Matt, how the hell do you figure, "Overall a Poseur is someone who tells someone else who they are"? Oh, is that what a poseur is? Oh, I'm sorry, that changes everything! Matt, you are not a poseur, you are too much of a pussy to tell someone else who they are. But anyways, let's go back to the real meaning of a poseur, someone who tries to be someone they're not, i.e. YOU. "If you don't have anything nice to say SHUT THE FUCK UP" does NOT contradict itself, it makes perfect sense. About "overall poseing of Alice Boris", it's not like I just decided to provoke thoughts just now, why do you think I stopped listening to Blink 182 and got into the Doors? That happened a while before "Alice" (Note the quotation marks I've been using around Alice forever: they are a mockery of Matt's fear of(deleted) beating him up because he might let out her secret identity... Oops!) started making her critics site, and she said herself it's just bitching, not much is really thought provoking (while it does have its moments). I just thought since our site is in "such tight competition with Critics", why not do something to change the sorry, shitty state our site has been in since you decided to come over to my house and start a stupid fucking site. Matt, you are not a hard rocker, ask anyone who knows you, you just don't have the capacity, capability, and personality of a hard rocker. Get it through your fat head. Maybe eventually you will grow out of your unconsious state of mind and really wake up, and know, and think. But for now, everything you try to do is for naught. It's obvious you are getting closer to rocking-ness, but don't jump from Cat Stephens to Slipknot without even witnessing the in-between. To quote Tool, "wait it out. Be patient." Just try to evolve, as a listener, a performer, a person. Wait, that sounds really cheesey, but you get the idea. Matt, stop trying to force music on me. Don't burn me the System of a Down cd, I'll get it when I'm good and ready. I don't like burned cds. Remember when you loaned me Mellon Collie? I don't think I'll be getting it ever, because you basically decided to "pushit on me". I can't develop my tastes if you try shoving music down my throat. I probably might have asked you for it eventually, but you rushed me, and killed the creative cells that might have been. I may get it anyways, to make you happy, and because it was a pretty good cd, but just remember that I can't be changed as easily as you. Stop trying to prove things and fall into your niche. "Slow, slow down boy. Slow down to control." And when did our site become the runners bitching at each other about how much you're a poseur? Hell, this may bring in more visitors, if someone would tell someone else about this place, but no one ever becomes a regular. Dammit, I've wasted all my time bitching at you because you bitched at me because I bitched at you. By the way, just never talk about Stereomud again, it strikes up a bad chord, and unless its a positive thing, I think it's best if you just never referred to them again. Damn, getting pissed off makes you write a lot. I had another paragraph written up before, but I guess Matt was working too, so he saved over mine, making him a sonsabitch. But Matt, you can't borrow any of my music for a while, because it doesn't turn out good, and it doesn't feel right with you having so much enthusiasm towards my bands. But hell, who cares. Honestly! Who really gives a fucking flying shit? Nobody does, because everybody hates me, everybody hates matt, we hate everybody right back, but let it be known that people generally hate matt more than me. Dammit.
2/08/02 (matt-o) Let the bitching halt
When did self image become so important? Since when was I a "hard rocker"(i'm a rocker let's leave it at that)? If I'm too much of a pussy to say who someone is what was it that I was doing in my before writing? Huh? Don't answer. THIS IS STUPID. If you call me a poseur i'm a posuer I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE THINKS OF ME ANY MORE. IF I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IT SHOWS HOW OTHER PEOPLE WHO SAY I'M A POSEUR ARE TOO OBSESSED WITH MY ACTIONS. WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN FUCKING DAMN PERSONALITIES. DON'T TELL PEOPLE HOW THEY SHOULD BE OR HOW THEY SHOULD DO THINGS. IF YOU DO THAT YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING AS M.T.V., COSMOPOLITAN, AND ALL THOSE STUPID FUCKING HERETIC MACHINES. THIS IS A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE! DON'T BE A HERETIC! I'VE LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON.
still a little pissed off, a few moments later (Matt-o)
I'm not going burn Toxicity for you Kal. Yeah that was stupid of me, i'll let you take your time, but's it not like I shoved the smashing pumpkins down your throat all you had too say is "No"(i just thought you might like them). You on the other hand kept asking me and angrily told me to listen to a certain ummentionable band. The Alice poseing wasn't true. It was intentionally put there for you to defend yourself. A cheap trick I used, but it worked. See why the poseur stuff is stupid Kal, because noone believes what others say about them. It ends up going in a back and forth position of defense and offense. All I've been trying to do is end this. Don't write about it anymore. But if you would like to call me a poseur you may, I will not feel the need to defend myself. As Tool says " Give away the stone, Let it go" or you can continue to wear your "grudge like a crown". We do have full control to put thought provoking articles on our site (i'm going to put my wal-mart articles up soon). I'd write more now but i'm going to go to sleep. Seriuosly, end this stupid poseing stuff. Write more about other more intresting things then what music I like, let me clarify that. To calrify it: I haven't been just listening to heavy stuff, i've just gotten more intrested in it. For example yesterday I listened to these bands in order: George Harrison, The Who, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Tool, and System of a down. I haven't even listened to Cat stevens since six-flags (as if it mattered). For that I would like to say Goodnight (Goodday actually it's past 12). I'm not angry anymore.