10/10/02 (kal)
Happy birthday, me! And fuck all of you for not having your birthday today. Ha ha. Beware the monkey, calm citizens of the earth. He shalt eateth you eyes from the very sockets they so comfortably rest in. Beware the gnashing of teeth and screams of the men women and children who defy the wrath of the monkey who is quickly gaining status in the UN. Already, the monkey's role as the antichrist has become obvious to many right wing religious groups. The Jews still don't believe it though, but you can always leave it up to them not to. The monkey is also making a huge impact on the sewing class he is taking at Harvard. He is top in his class, due to the malicious beatings and eatings of anyone in his path. Ah, that monkey.