1/20/02 (kal)
Eine halbe tusse staubzucker. Hey, if Matt gets to ramble in German for a whole paragraph, I should at least be entitled to "1/2 a cup of powdered sugar". "Sim sala dim bamba sala do sala dim (die Zauberwörter)". Those are magic words used to bake Satan's Balls. I'm definitely going to update com, I've got a few lined up. I have to say this. I've been watching stand up all weekend, and there have been some really good acts. Like Dom Irrera, this really Italian guy who's funny as hell. Then there's Todd Glass, with some really fucked up stuff. par example, "Sometimes, I like to take this big blowup doll, and go on a plane with it wearing a wig and a jacket, and I say to the waitress, 'hey, where's my girlfriend's koscher meal?' and the waitress says, 'Oh my god, we don't even have koscher.' And then I stick a pin in my girlfriends ass and she explodes and flies all around the plane, and I say 'great, just because you didn't have my girlfriends blintzas!' And then, I put on a kangaroo outfit, and take a dump on someones front lawn, and a lady says 'oh my god herbie, there's a kangaroo taking a dump on our front lawn!' then I quickly take it off and throw it into the woods, and then herbie says 'you're crazy, that's just a guy taking a dump on our front lawn!'" Yeah, be forewarned, he's one fucked up lump of shit. And then there's pulp comics with Jim Bruer, you know, that really stoned guy on Half Baked. Anyways, it's some really funny stuff. Hey, I'm bored as hell. So far, on my Algebra and photoshop exams, I've written stuff like fuck you in the 'circle' text. Then I partially erase it and write stuff over it, so no one would suspect... Hey, right now Stephen King's The Stand is on, and it's fuckin 8 hours long. I came in about halfway through, to see a church full of dead bodies, apparantly wiped out from a disease, and from there I tried to follow the plot but things just weren't working out, so now I write here, and it's 7:05, and it will be over at 8. I forget what I was thinking about, or if I was thinking about anything at all. Something smells sweet right now and it's pissing me off. Since I've had a permanant brain shit, I think I'll just start with the commercials I hate. And I noticed that the links had been updated today on the editor, so I'll check that out.

1/21/02 (kal)
Hey, I've just discovered the wonders of EBay. I'm now getting a rare out of print A Perfect Circle double LP Limited edition extended vinyl for $35 (not bad considering the info I just rambled off) and Nirvana's Outcesticide 1-5 for $53 (awesome, $10 a cd, the first of the series is $30 alone, and the rest are impossible to find... thank you EBay). I almost accidently got a Tool 6 disc set for $20 when I was trying to drive up the price for the other guy trying to get it. But I retracted it, so I'm fine for now. It's fun driving up the price for the other guys; I saw another nirvana set for 50 and made it 60. ha! See, if you've never been on, I'll explain what I'm talking about. When you see an item you like, you put up a max bid, and if the original was $50 and you make a max bid of 51, the price will go up to 51, whether you get the item or not, so if someone has a high max bid, you can make them pay a whole lot. Ha ha ha, I like when people get pissed. Aside from my buying frenzy (which by the way, isn't going to me instantly; it will be distributed through different hollidays, so quit yer bitchin.), I'm letting matt-o borrow stereomud and primus (if suzy creamcheese is done with it) tomorrow, further enlarging his musical vocabulary. Meanwhile, he's been trying to even the score by getting me into other bands of his, like Smashing Pumpkins, but I've considered buying their cds anyways, so it doesn't really count if he lets me borrow his sister's old cd. Matt-o, when will you learn? What am I talking about (that's an interrogative question to you than one to myself.)? Oh, I think you know. I hope so, because I don't. Today I went to Wal*Mart and got Antipop from Primus, which is pretty cool. I was sad to see that Tim "Herb" Alexander had left and been replaced by the mononomed Brian, but Tim did play drums on APC's the Hollow. I was glad to see that Primus hadn't changed its style, as most 90s bands do as they go to the 21st century. Les still has the unique bass shit and the odd vocals, and that made the band what it is. The voice sounds different when he sings on the South Park theme (yep, that's them), and it's barely recognizable. But what do I know? A bit, actually. Matt Stone (creator of south park) directed one of the songs, Natural Joe, and Tom Morello (RATM) directed and played on Electric Uncle Sam, and James Hetfield of Metallica played on another song. It's pretty good. But I don't have much else to say. I'm bored, whatever, shut up, fuck you.

1/24/02 (kal)
Note to you, the lone reader (whoever you are, you lucky one). My name is now officially "Kallowishus", like Allowishus, but not.

1/25/02 (mattowishus uh, just kidding matt-o)
Alot of good happened this week, I've gotten B+'s on all my exams so far and also got quite a few great cd's, except for Stereomud's which is in uninspired piece of crap with ever so repeating choruses that ALWAYS contain the the title. Maybe I'm being a little hard on the Mud's, it's a good cd and the band has potential but they do seem pretty uninspired. Also it might of been because I got System Of A Down: Tox[note from editor (kal): i]city, which when compared to Stereomud, completly beats it to death and then proceeds to take a big Armenian dump on it's cd case. Toxcity is awesome, every single song is great and it makes me want to buy their first cd, except I don't have any money quite yet. I have however planned that out of my next paycheck I'm going to order A Perfect Circle import box set. Not really a box set, it just contains alot of stuff. It has Mer de Noms, A special Import Judith single including Judith, some live songs including 3 Libras performed while Danny Lohner was still in the band, the Judith single also has the Judith video and band pictures and interviews, along with this they stuff a poster in the box and special slip covers. Only for 21 dollars, so I seriously suggest you buy it Kal, it's got alot of awesome stuff I'm sure you proably want after having read the above. I was suppose to borrow Primus: Pork Soda from Kal, but at the last minute he let what's her name borrow it(one of the twins whose names I constantly confuse although I think I have it right). That's o.k. though I'll still burn Kal System Of A Down and I guess I'm coming over tomorrow, but if I do it might not be overnight. I'm going to start preparing the makings of the Bands section of our site tonight, which will have reviews and lyrics for some of our favorite bands like: The Doors (it will be moved there after everything is set up), Tool, Beatles (after one of us decides to review 13 cd's and that's the least we could do so that one may not show up for awhile), Primus, System of A Down (THAT ONE'S MINE KAL), The Who, Green Day, the list goes on. After we do that and a little entertainment on the site should be worthy of putting on search engines. I might put the lyrics to a Toxcity song on the song of the day so look back their. I also got Smashing Pumkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (my sister let me have it finally) this weekend (it's also great) and i'm in the process of letting Kal borrow it, and now maybe I can take SOME credit towards getting him into their music. Not much else to say i'll be back later.

1/26/02 (kallowishus)
Fuck you matt. As I said in study hall, you just can't take a band that hasn't been on TRL (referring to Stereomud). Quit bitching about "oh, I've never watched it. Well, my sister made me watch it once." Fuck you. So what if it's not the kind of rock that you're used to, and not the kind of rock that every other band plays. True, the last line of every single song is the title, in big bold letters, but so what? And what the hell does "uninspired" mean for them? Not inspired by Cat Stevens? Ooooh. And Matt, you're too overly accepting of other cds (besides Mud). Like "oh, it's awesome. I like Hooker with a Penis because it's heavy and i want to look like i'm cool, because I'm so not." "Toxicity is awesome, because now I can say I have a heavy cd in my collection, even if it's just burned." Fuck you, matt. Arligaben zed oerkzitzen aszetnine klarnadod! Pnenzgi pfenpfzin aglinorpkiqni. But on a lighter note, I'm writing all of this with Matt downstairs in my room, just now aware that I'm doing this. You know what? Matt-O-Mac went to Hoptown Pizza with me, and he ordered some fish n chips. And a little before it came, I told him that it was meat, and as loud as you could possibly yell profanity, he said SHIT!, right in front of my mom! In my house, we don't swear. But Matt had to eat his fish anyways, because he is a stupid cunt. All night, me and my sister have been saying over and over that Matt likes men. Speaking of all this, the unwritten rule came into play, but you'll have to ask us personally about it, because it's best left unwritten.