News 1/13 - 1/19
1/16/02 (kal)
Where the hell have I been? (to quote Maynard on Jimmy). Apparantly, Matt-O-Mac and crew have taken an unannounced hiatus from typing, and I'm just here to say, "don't worry, we're still here", as if you care one fucking ounce. I don't know about Matt-O, but I think I'm gonna bring the swear level to a moderate, I just needed to get the initial catchup out. As you can see from two sentences ago, however, I still will be using the occasional fuckshitpisscuntassdickclitcocktittwatmuff. With that out of the way, let's talk about some indefinicy. Hey, speaking of indefinicy, let's talk about indefinicy! Dan PoTTTer & cru, as many of you (if many = you, because you are obviously the only one reading this) may know, is our local site hacker, and their re-appearance has been high in demand. But alas, their asses got busted for hacking, and they won't be using computers for a long time. Alas, to add to the usage of alas list and to add to the irony, Dan PoTTer was caught mailing porn to Tim, our local FAG. Apparantly, Tim can't resist men who... I think for EVERYONE's best interest, I shouldn't go there. Tim is Dan's cousin, if anyone (and by one I literally mean ONE) is wondering. And Tim came up to me the other day, and told me that his parents would be called up, and they were, and now he is punished... indefinitely (hence the overall name of this paragraph... but if you hadn't gathered that, you probably like members of the same sex as you). "Hey Tim, I thought that NOT having sex with Jerry Travers was part of your punishment! Now go to your room, and if I catch you masturbating to Jerry, you're gonna get a whupping... and not the kind you like!" says father.
In music news, fuck Limp Bizkit. Why you ask? What have they done to so piss you off, Kal? Well, why not. They just plain suck. There's no new reason as of now, but I just felt like saying it. But on more reasonable music news, Matt finally got Ænima. And he loves it (imagine that being said like that cat on CatDog who's like a news reporter or something. "The engine runs on glue and tar, and I love it!"), as should any fucker who glances a listen to this mastur-piece. And I, nicknamed by myself just now as... the music man!, got Undertow (tool), Weasels ripped my Flesh (Zappa), and White Pony (Deftones). I must say, each is excellent, and worth a listen. I also got Christmas Vacation on DVD (which, for some reason, Matt-o doesn't like as much as Vegas Vacation, which I think isn't as good... too much like European Vacation), which is a very FUCKIN funny movie (fuckin with a capital F-U-C-K-I-N). Hey, I was gonna write something else, but I forgot what it was... or maybe I wasn't, and maybe I just say things like that to make you (yes you) think that I'm more mentally productive than I really am. But no, I'm actually freakishly productive mentally. Oh, that's it, I think I'm gonna re-start up Commercials I Hate and Song of the Day, because there have been some really shitty commercials that have been nagging me to critique. And so, I'm off! (whoosh!)
LATER THAT DAY
Yeah, I did some extensive commercial shit and an sotd... check it out.
1/17/02 (kal)
Today was the first day of exams, and they sucked. But seriously, every body was getting way too hyped up about this, shitting themselves about things that don't really matter. First I had Photoshop... 2 hour testing time, 30 minute test. Damn it was boring! I was so bored that I ended up drawing the little clay figure from the prison sex video and putting the lyrics around it. The worst part is, I only remember about half of the lyrics to the song, so I ended up only doing part and putting it away. But damn! Then I had Algebra, and I finished with 45 minutes to go, leaving to only do things like whisper "shut the fuck up jerry" and stare at the clock, waiting for my life to end. But on a lighter note... wait, there's nothing good to say that could possibly bring up your self esteem!... good... But anyways, I'd like to say that Jerry licks his dog's testicles, making him officially: a stupid fucking asshole who licks his dog's testicles! Right now I'm reading some stuff on Frank Zappa, on a really elaborate page. To see what I see, go to this underlined thing. As I said, I recently got "Weasels Ripped My Flesh", and it's pretty damn cool. As "Suzy/Alice/who the hell ever" asked, "are all his cd cases tinted green? c'est etrange, oui?" Well to respond, yes, mostly. But it's a quality of Rykodisc, not nesecarily Zappa. But to you I ask, "are most of the songs on your's instrumental?" Because besides greatest hits and Weasels, I also have Hot Rats, with only one song with words, yet sung by Captain Beefhart. My dad says that Zappa was into the instrumental stuff, and I'm wondering to just what extent he went to. Oh well, before I go, I'd like to quote a Zappa that I thought was pretty damn funny: "Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and EDUCATE YOURSELF if you've got any guts. Some of you like PEP RALLIES and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. THIS SONG HAS NO MESSAGE. Rise for the flag salute." See, that's the kind of thing I was bitching about in the commercials section. That's how I feel about things. Has anybody else noticed that I've only been to one stupid fucking school dance, and it was part of my 8th grade graduation, so it would be wrong to skip it. But otherwise, like I've said before, I prefer actual education to physical education. But anyways, no one's reading this anyways, so fuck you... fuck you.
HOURS LATER THAT DAY
Hey, com/sotd updated, you should have figured out what these abbreviations mean by now. if not... fuck you.
1/18/02 (kal)
Hey, it's Friday again, and Friday will reccur a stunning 49 more times this year. Matt-o should be writing again sometime this weekend, and I'll have you know that HE DOESN'T LIKE THE FORMAT I MADE FOR THE SITE! HE SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE TERMINATOR SHIT! Well fuck you Matt-o-mac, I'd like to see you make ANY site format. Too advanced for us? Hm? Is that what you think? Definitely too advanced for you, dumbass! By the way, I gave Mac a good beating during the French exam today, because Tim clued me in about Matt. One of the few times I don't hate Tim 100%. Hey, my screen keeps on changing brightness. What the hell? Today we (meaning me matt and "suzy") had 3 hours of sitting in the cafeteria in the same position, being bored to shit. Aly... Suzy borrowed my Primus cd, and I don't know if or when I'm getting that back, but hey, I'm all for getting people into Primus. I still want it back, though. Don't misread me. Anyways, after the 3 long boring hours, we had a French exam, which was fairly easy, where Chris + Heather got 0 wrong, Me + Alyssa (aw hell, who cares) got 1 wrong, and Matt got 2 wrong... Ha! Matt will never beat me. Our little circle of people were the best scorers in the class, unless I wasn't paying attention for someone else. But most others got at least 3 wrong. Hoo-ah. Hachi Machi. What the dilio. What the hell am I talking about... Yeah, writing on the site brings out the best worst in me, and I don't think that long pauses are good for my creative process. Things build up, then I forget what the hell I'm talking about, and then... wait, what the hell was I talking about? Wait, what? Brain blank... numb... stopped... Ah, okay, I'm good. I don't think I'll be doing a commercial I hate today, but I'll tell you if I do. I haven't watched TV yet, so I might later if the urge strikes me. "I've got the urge..." Ah, that's it! Na, I'll just say now that I hate the Herbal Essences commercial (though I have been known to use it), and that I have the urge to kill any bitch who tells me... wait, what the hell was/am I talking about? Ah, who cares. It was snowing out a little when we left school, but then it stopped before any flakes hit the ground. The snow was just floating back and forth in the air, not ever falling, and melting in five seconds. Hey, when I got on the bus today, Ashley M. asked me if I've ever seen a midget fidgit. Please inform me if the same happens to you... yes, you. I was fairly confused when she said this, and frankly, I shit my self... Over and over and over until... wait it's happening again. What the hell am I talking about? Damn, I'm done with news for today, my sudden spastic outbreaks are too much. I should have a song of the day up by the time you read this. And... I don't know. (added minutes later) Hey, someone just drove by my house with Sweet Home Alabama cranked up, because I could clearly hear the bass and a bit of the vocals. Yeah, that's pretty loud. Right now I'm attempting to make www.mattomac.org. I hope I don't have to pay, because this could really bring up our visitors. Aw damn, it's 35 bucks a year, screw that. nevermind.
1/19/02 (matt-o)
Let me clear something up Kal, I didn't say the WHOLE site looked like terminator shit, just that futuristic text you put on the directory. I like the black background and the big "o" in the middle of the site, I just don't like the text. Other than that it seems God finaly shook his dandruff ridden hair (No offense) as it is now snowing outside. Earlier today I went to the rotten-Groton library (which to the contrary is not rotten and in fact much better than the Wheeler library) and got some french cd's. I was going to get some Italian cds but I decided to get them later as it might distract me from my school french class, thinking on it now it was a bad idea so i'm going to return them and not listen to them and get the Italian cds. Until I do that i'm going to listen and practice the German cd my dad got. Bitte schon, diese letzte tausend jahrs haben besser dahn korperpuder tampons, bitte schon mein madchenname gibt Matt-o-Mac, Jerry gibt viel homosexuell. Gutten tag, konnen sie mir helfen? Haben sie hemorrhoids? Wie viele kosten sie pro stuck? Welche, bewegen sie ihn nicht! Moslemisch angst von americanes. Wie alt alkoholisch? vor 10 Minuten! That was certainly intresting. I'm now listening to Tool, and Kal I will buy your Salival cd and video for 10 dollars since you're going to get the dvd. The snow has now covered everything, not the best day for sun tanning eh? This weekend we have a long weekend so I've got plenty of time to prepare for mid-term hell. They just keep pushing it on me, shoving me, these stupid fucks at school, who are more concerned with mid-terms than the students taking them. The mid-term tests must be kept in big gold cases, it must be a sacrifice for the school to make us take them, defileing them and therefore ruining them. Sorry, after listening to German and Tool my mind has been seriously screwed for a couple hours so i'll come back later tonight (I promise) and do some stuff.